new and improved heidi wants to do playboy again

The last time Heidi Montag was in Playboy, the pictures were about as erotic as shark attack photos, but that was before she got DDD implants. She had to buy the implants, but the self-confidence that came along with them was free (hint-hint ladies). MSNBC says…

“Heidi would love to do another (Playboy) cover,” said a source who’s exceedingly close to the couple.
Montag’s first Playboy pose, back in September, was conservative by some standards, but part deux stands to be a little more risqué.
“She is currently speaking with (Playboy photographer) Matthew Rolston (about) a steamy, soapy, shower concept showing her boobs through the shower door
“She could use the money, and she’s finally ready to pose topless, so she is negotiating with the magazine.”

She really could use the money because despite what she wants you to believe, she doesn’t have any. This is where she lives, so that shower door better be made out of a magnifying glass if she expects to get the 1 million she’s asking for. Otherwise, I wouldn’t pay Heidi one million dollars unless her naked pictures were printed on the back Megan Fox’s naked pictures.