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pray for simon monjack

February 3, 2010 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The alternate headline for this was, “People who read Tyler are fucking cool/smartasses”, because above is the email and response from the fake charity Simon Monjack set up yesterday announcing a party to cash out on his wife’s death, hoping that Hollywoods genuine affection for Brittany Murphy would somehow transfer over to him.

But as you can see, despite all the work that went into the invitation and website banner showing Brittany as a Spanish dancer (which is how I choose to remember her as well), the party has been cancelled because of “an illness in the family”. A second email from someone who was supposed to work this party says they were told Simon is the one allegedly ill.

Now all we can do is pray for Monjack. Pray he got bit by something, like a kid from Africa or a bug who landed here on a rock from outer space, and now he’s gonna have some terrifying disease where he ends up behind sheets of plastic and guarded by Marines.

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