The alternate headline for this was, “People who read Tyler are fucking cool/smartasses”, because above is the email and response from the fake charity Simon Monjack set up yesterday announcing a party to cash out on his wife’s death, hoping that Hollywoods genuine affection for Brittany Murphy would somehow transfer over to him.
But as you can see, despite all the work that went into the invitation and website banner showing Brittany as a Spanish dancer (which is how I choose to remember her as well), the party has been cancelled because of “an illness in the family”. A second email from someone who was supposed to work this party says they were told Simon is the one allegedly ill.
Now all we can do is pray for Monjack. Pray he got bit by something, like a kid from Africa or a bug who landed here on a rock from outer space, and now he’s gonna have some terrifying disease where he ends up behind sheets of plastic and guarded by Marines.
first.
and l-o-fucking-l
Does this mean my prayers for him to die of the hep have been answered?
No-one is that fucking lucky Topp
Well, I can’t say no-one is, but I know I’m definitely not.
Alright, maybe Jessica Alba and Xtina’s husbands, but not us
Boop-boop-e doo
Monjack will reschedule the event for November 2 to coincide with his favorite holiday, El Dia de los Muertos.
Topper,
What does that mean? I only speak American.
I can’t even understand Rem half the time.
My ear isn’t trained for a Cockney accent.
I do not have a cockney accent.
I worked very hard to lose it
What, you don’t know how Google works Rokan?
We need one of those designer super viruses to attack him and kill him.
Please? Swine Flu?
Of course he does, where do you think he finds his pictures of shaved female wookies?
Swine flu isnt that serious unless you’re system is already compromised.
Now bird flu on the other hand, thats nasty…..
Watt, the last thing we need is Monjack to get some weird supervirus. Although, maybe if his fat ass turned into a zombie we could actually out run him…
Add him to the list of people to toss in the oven when I take over the world
Mi pene está adolorido
Topper.. no greenman ?
Dayman >>>>>>Greenman
Topper: if his fat ass turned into a zombie then this place is turning into Left 4 Dead.
BOOMER!
Hey.. can’t they call it the “The bitch coulda used a sammich foundation”