02.19.2010 robert pattinson in details

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Here are finally the pictures from Details that made news last week when Robert Pattinson went public about the nightmarish hell he suffered through during the photo shoot, and explained that the scars are still with him.

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vaginas. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours…Thank God I was hungover.”

If this guy isn’t gay, he’s certainly putting on a convincing act. If he is he should just admit it. No one cares. Things are different now. It’s like the world has taken a wonderful pill, filled with a medicine called love.


(51) Comments

  1. rosdaddy 02/19/2010 13:54

    Allergic to vag = all the confirmation anyone should need of his gay (being in Twilight helps plead the case, too)

  2. DB's Treasure 02/19/2010 14:00

    Could used a tinyurl there, Thunder.

  3. Thundercunt 02/19/2010 14:02

    I dunno how to do that.
    It’s all the same shit though init? ;)

  4. Woodsman 02/19/2010 14:04

    TC: go to tinyurl and follow the directions … pretty funny link tho’

  5. Rokan 02/19/2010 14:05

    I like pic #3. It reminds me of my Jewish girlfriend in college.

    She would only let me fuck her through a sheet.

  6. Topper 02/19/2010 14:05

    Robert Pattinson and Johnny Weir have never been seen together.

  7. pepper 02/19/2010 14:05

    I’ll have to yell @ Observer next time I see him.
    Zombie, does this mean you will not be sending me the popcorn maker?
    if you change your mind (child)…send it to:
    pepperfunt@yahoo.com
    thanks a bunch

  8. SinDs 02/19/2010 14:07

    i’ve never considered him attractive, but he looks pretty sexy right here. hmmmmm.

  9. Watt 02/19/2010 14:09

    You’re a gay man sinds

    He’s topherbait

  10. Thundercunt 02/19/2010 14:10

    Johnny Weir looked like Edward Scissorhands out there last night.
    If he was any more emo he’d be cutting his wrists with his skate blades.

  11. Watt 02/19/2010 14:13

    cali should like Johnny Weir. He skated to Poker Face a few times I hear.

  12. Tom Foolery 02/19/2010 14:14

    If I got a nickle for everytime Pepper said he hated vaginas, I could get California out of debt. Afternoon slime, two hours till nap time.

  13. Tito's Anal Adventures 02/19/2010 14:18

    Is the study-girl coming out tonight again?

  14. Woodsman 02/19/2010 14:19

    Watt: subtle distinction, the lyrics were changed to Poke-his-face.

  15. Thundercunt 02/19/2010 14:21

    BTW anybody notice it says “The Remasculation Of The American Man” on the cover???

    Talk about your all-time irony.

  16. Woodsman 02/19/2010 14:23

    TC: saw it; agree… but how the fuck would the spunk-burpers at “Details” even know?

  17. Thundercunt 02/19/2010 14:23

    Ok, that’s easy.
    Thanks for the heads-up, Woodsy.

    (repeat performance)
    http://tinyurl.com/yhsjj3u

  18. SinDs 02/19/2010 14:23

    he’s sweet, sensitive, caring, mysterious…all good qualities in men…right?

  19. Topper 02/19/2010 14:24

    Hates vaginas huh? He’s just WAAYYY too into his character, giving c-section by teeth and whatnot….

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