02.04.2010 theres no f**king way

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Conan O’Briens final ‘Tonight Show’ was two weeks ago tomorrow, and last week NBC managed to go all 5 days without embarrassing themselves in some new fascinating way. It was the beginning of a new era, one where they would stop looking like incompetent retards, an era that would last until today, around 1:30pm.

That’s when Questlove (the drummer for The Roots and the Jimmy Fallon show) shared NBCs idea of a black feast with the world on his Twitter page.

I think it’s a cute idea actually. It’s a fun theme. Maybe for Breast Cancer Awareness Month they can have Flat Iron Steak and stop serving milk. And for AIDS Awareness they could have hot dogs with 5 or 6 wieners crammed into the buns. And for Holocaust Remembrance they could serve nothing and charge you $8,000 for it.

(43) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 02/04/2010 17:25

    This picture should make up for this shitty post
    http://tinyurl.com/ygazvn6

  2. SsnakeOil 02/04/2010 17:27

    Thanks, DB, I’m glad someone’s on the ball around here..

  3. SsnakeOil 02/04/2010 17:28

    This is just… scandalous!

  4. Zombie 02/04/2010 17:28

    I am going to create a character of Observer on WWE Smackdown Vs RAW. Then I’m going to set up a video camera recording myself continuously tapping the O button to crack him over the head with a steel chair until my thumb eventually becomes numb. Then I’m going to upload the footage to YouTube and post the link EVERY FIVE FUCKING MINUTES when he is here.

  5. Observer 02/04/2010 17:29

    It doesn’t really “honor” black history unless the meal is stolen…..

  6. Boba Fett 02/04/2010 17:29

    The post make me hungry for chicken. DB’s picture made me hungry for a ham sandwich.

  7. Zombie 02/04/2010 17:30

    Oh and… I will only celebrate when all the blacks ARE history.

  8. Observer 02/04/2010 17:31

    Hmmmnnn….

    …Zombie….I’m sure whatever you’re on advises you to consult your physician when your tumescence doesn’t subside after a few hours……

  9. SCUM 02/04/2010 17:32

    What’s the American dream?

  10. DB's Treasure 02/04/2010 17:33

    For those of you who don’t live in a goddamn thesaurus:

    Tumescence - the quality or state of being tumescent or swollen. Tumescence usually refers to the normal engorgement with blood (vascular congestion) of the erectile tissues, marking sexual excitation and possible readiness for sexual activity. The tumescent sexual organ in men is the penis and in women is the clitoris.

  11. SCUM 02/04/2010 17:34

    A Mexican recrossing the Rio Grande with a Nagger under each arm.

  12. Observer 02/04/2010 17:34

    ….anyone making videos of me (”anyone”)….

    ..please use my good side…..

    http://tinyurl.com/y8ny7fz

  13. Tits 02/04/2010 17:35

    In other news…..

    LINDSAY LOHAN IS IN MACHETE! TOPLESS!!!!!!!!!11

  14. Zombie 02/04/2010 17:35

    ^ No corny YouTube clip to go along with that corny comment, Observer?

  15. SCUM 02/04/2010 17:35

    It’s not premature ejaculation, women are just slow.

  16. Observer 02/04/2010 17:36

    Deebs…..

    …seems to work for (he who shall not be named) either way……

  17. DB's Treasure 02/04/2010 17:37

    I’d kiss that awesome ass in a heartbeat, Obs.

  18. Observer 02/04/2010 17:38

    “Corny”…????

    ask and you shall receive….

    http://www.frontiernet.net/~joe14580/chickens%20cornholed.gif

  19. Watt 02/04/2010 17:39

    I laughed at the post. What genius at NBC came up with that.

    “dem darkies love dat chickens”

  20. RedRage 02/04/2010 17:47

    Us at the first annual Durden training camp.

    http://tinyurl.com/yegl3oq

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