these two are officially pretending to date

All the weird and unpopular teen girls who write fan fiction about Edward Cullen dreamily showing up in Biology one day and realizing they’re not ordinary, they’re special and amazing, need to put their dreams on hold, because he’s now admitted for the first time that Kristin Stewart is the girl he pretends to date so people won’t think he’s gay. The Sun says…

The mystery of their relationship status has been driving fans of the vampire saga loopy.
The pair at first went to ludicrous lengths to avoid being seen together by devoted fans.
“It is extremely difficult but we are together, yes.
“We can’t arrive at the same time because of the fans. It goes crazy. This was supposed to be a public appearance as a couple but it’s impossible. We are here together and it’s a public event but it’s not easy.
“We have to do all this stuff to avoid attention.”

I really don’t get this girls appeal, even as a pretend girlfriend. She’s not ugly but she’s not pretty either. She’s like the girl at the beginning of commercials who uses the wrong shampoo or can’t do a sit up. On every picture she’s ever taken, it looks like a red X is gonna be stamped over her at any second.