this is getting sad(der)

By brendon February 03, 2010 @ 2:54 PM

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Last week, Pam Anderson did an in-store promotional appearance at the Virgin Records on Sunset the Apple Store on 5th Avenue the Rite Aid drug store in Nerbeth, Pennsylvania. “How degrading,” said a girl who stars in porn movies where guys pee on her.

The good news is that Pam was in Miami last night for a well promoted fashion show inside a trendy South Beach nightclub, just the thing she needed to heal her wounded pride. That bad news is that the 20 fans who showed up didn’t heal a god damn thing. The Daily Mail says…

With a new fashion line to plug, Pamela Anderson was hoping to get as much publicity as possible.
But despite showcasing the designs herself in the tiniest of little black dresses in a chic Miami nightclub, her fashion show failed to bring in the crowds last night.
The former Baywatch star, 41, was left red-faced when only 20 people were there to greet her as she turned up to the Play venue to watch her A*Muse fashion show.

By all accounts Pam is one of the nicest people in the world, but that’s embarrassing and it’s her own fault for still whoring around with a bunch of weirdos at age 41. “20 people embarrassed to be in this dark and empty cavernous space” would also be a good way to describe the guys who have had sex with Pam so far this year.

(source = splash news online)

wwtdd

(80) Comments

  1. avatar
    SCUM 02/03/2010 14:57

    I have seen the movie, I would let her suck my dick any time she wanted.

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    SCUM 02/03/2010 14:58

    At this point in time I’m sure her mouth is the smallest of the three holes.

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    SCUM 02/03/2010 14:58

    Probably the cleanest too.

  4. avatar
    oy 02/03/2010 14:58

    nice! small mouth!

  5. avatar
    whatizdat 02/03/2010 14:59

    This post is not A*Muse ing at all,! WTF? 2 used hosebags in a row?

  6. avatar
    SCUM 02/03/2010 14:59

    I need to get a hobby.

  7. avatar
    oy 02/03/2010 14:59

    she has hep C – there aint a hole clean enough on that woman for me to shove my dick into…

  8. avatar
    whatizdat 02/03/2010 15:00

    Scum make sure she does not brush her teeth first – HEP C – I am sure her gums bleed

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    whatizdat 02/03/2010 15:01

    Oy – great minds – you

  10. avatar
    oy 02/03/2010 15:01

    let her be an example of what happens to big breasted women that havent had sex with me yet…

  11. avatar
    SCUM 02/03/2010 15:01

    Are you saying my dick has open wounds? Has Pepper been talking behind my back again?

  12. avatar
    SCUM 02/03/2010 15:02

    Madonna, Pam or The Doctress?

  13. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 02/03/2010 15:02

    I think it is illegal in most states to use the words Pam Anderson and virgin in the same post.

  14. avatar
    whatizdat 02/03/2010 15:02

    I’ll never tell Scum, he lives too close

  15. avatar
    oy 02/03/2010 15:03

    :: has his hand stuck in the air, waiting on whatizdat’s high five:: high five is still cool right?! right?!

  16. avatar
    DB's Treasure 02/03/2010 15:04

    If it weren’t for the Hep C, I would honestly have no problems pounding her holes until the friction created lightning.

  17. avatar
    whatizdat 02/03/2010 15:04

    ::five::

  18. avatar
    Death to Finkle! 02/03/2010 15:06

    Is Hep C one of those little juice boxes you pack in a kid’s lunch?

  19. avatar
    oy 02/03/2010 15:06

    who’s The Doctress

  20. avatar
    whatizdat 02/03/2010 15:07

    I agree Deebs, I bet she would swing off the ceiling onto a big fat dick

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