thursday morning headlines

BIG BANG THEORY – with the laugh track removed is confusing. How will I know if a joke has been told? They should have a blinking light system in the corner that tells me when to laugh. Green means laugh, Yellow means it’s time to catch your breath from laughing, and Red means to put on your laughing hat because another big joke is comin’ down the tracks. (you tube)

PAM ANDERSON – will be a contestant on the next season of ‘Dancing With the Stars’, and for the first few weeks all her dancing will be set to ‘Pour Some Sugar On Me’. She’ll save ‘Slave 4 U’ and ‘Can A Nigga Get A Table Dance’ until she needs to really show the judges what she can do. (radar)

NOAH CYRUS – is not part of a lingerie line for little kids, despite that story being everywhere yesterday. The company allegedly behind this actually makes ballet dresses for little girls, which is essentially the same thing, except now your disgusting erotic fantasy is set to romantic music and feels kind of classy. (cnbc)