02.04.2010 thursday morning headlines

BIG BANG THEORY - with the laugh track removed is confusing. How will I know if a joke has been told? They should have a blinking light system in the corner that tells me when to laugh. Green means laugh, Yellow means it’s time to catch your breath from laughing, and Red means to put on your laughing hat because another big joke is comin’ down the tracks. (you tube)

PAM ANDERSON - will be a contestant on the next season of ‘Dancing With the Stars’, and for the first few weeks all her dancing will be set to ‘Pour Some Sugar On Me’. She’ll save ‘Slave 4 U’ and ‘Can A Nigga Get A Table Dance’ until she needs to really show the judges what she can do. (radar)

NOAH CYRUS - is not part of a lingerie line for little kids, despite that story being everywhere yesterday. The company allegedly behind this actually makes ballet dresses for little girls, which is essentially the same thing, except now your disgusting erotic fantasy is set to romantic music and feels kind of classy. (cnbc)

(90) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 02/04/2010 13:45

    Next to ‘Lost’, ‘The Big Bang Theory’ is the worst show on television. I’d rather lick the sweat from Gaga’s nut sack than watch a season of either shows.

  2. Death to Finkle! 02/04/2010 13:47

    Nothing about Noah Cyrus says “erotic” or “fantasy”.

  3. Topper 02/04/2010 13:49

    Tom Bergeron’s viral load is going up already.

  4. Watt 02/04/2010 14:00

    I love the big bang theory.

    Blonde is hot.

    Plus I get most of the nerd jokes.

  5. Observer 02/04/2010 14:02

    This site could use a laugh-track…….

    …at least Big-Bang Theory is funny and has one hot babe on it……

  6. DB's Treasure 02/04/2010 14:03

    Watt, the blond may be hot, but unless she’s sporting toe, a shorn vag or her cornhole I’m not interested. The acting is terrible and it’s so blatantly obvious that the laughter coming from the “audience” is prerecorded. The show is terrible. Not to mention I’d love to feed that skinny dickhead nerd to pigs.

  7. ohmwrecker 02/04/2010 14:06

    I don’t think the problem with that show is that people don’t “get” the nerd jokes.

  8. Mac-Daddy 02/04/2010 14:06

    Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother…..Both Good TV (Agrees with Watt about Kaley Cuoco. She was also hot in:

    8 Simple Rules. (RIP John Ritter)
    Charmed
    (and pretty much anything she does!)

    LOST BLOWS!

    Kaley:
    http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/kaleycuoco/kaley_cuoco_10.jpg

  9. Observer 02/04/2010 14:07

    Big Bang Theory is one of the funniest shops on broadcast TV………

    ….and there are not that many funny shows left……

    …especially that “Law And Order” crap…….never funny……unless someone gets chopped up……

  10. entropissed 02/04/2010 14:08

    is Big Bang Theory the show that makes me change the channel after Two and a Half Men?

  11. Death to Finkle! 02/04/2010 14:09

    Bob and Tom were talking about this this morning (2 paragraphs above the “Death” section). Made me think of DB.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Griffin_(basketball)

  12. DB's Treasure 02/04/2010 14:09

    Kaley Cuoco is one hot piece of snatch. I’d mung her butt after she’d been dead for a year. But the show is not funny. Meh, it’s a matter of opinion. I sat on my couch high as a sky scraper one evening watching an episode. I was literally embarrassed for the actors in that show, and could not believe for the life of me how the program ever got passed the pilot episode.

  13. DB's Treasure 02/04/2010 14:10

    Entro, EXACTLY, hahahaha!

  14. Observer 02/04/2010 14:10

    Funny:

    Modern Family

    Big Bang Theory

    Sporadically funny…..

    30 Rock

    The Office

    Katie Coric’s news broadcast

    Once per episode funny……

    Parks and Recreation

    David Letterman

  15. Death to Finkle! 02/04/2010 14:13

    ..that’s odd. My link takes you to the actor, but says (basketball) at the end of it.

    Anywho, dude crashed his car while masturbating and watching porn.

  16. DB's Treasure 02/04/2010 14:17

    My top funniest shows ever seen: (not particularly in this order)

    Modern Family, 3rd Rock From The Sun, Dinosaurs, That ’70s Show, The Office, King of Queens, Family Guy, The Simpsons, The Cleveland Show, Golden Girls, The League, Two and a Half Men, Becker, Taxi, Welcome Back Kotter

    I know I’m missing a few more, but THOSE are some funny ass shows.

  17. DB's Treasure 02/04/2010 14:17

    Not to mention Beavis & Butthead.

  18. entropissed 02/04/2010 14:18

    I don’t mind that new Community show. I’ve watched the whole season one on hulu, but that’s probably cuz my dad looks like Chevy Chase.

  19. entropissed 02/04/2010 14:22

    Wow DB, you admitted to liking Golden Girls? You got some brass ones man. I had an ex that would force me to watch it, and I like it, but damn if I’d ever admit that in a room full of strangers.

  20. Observer 02/04/2010 14:22

    Wow, Deebs……

    ….you are brave…….

    …and easily entertained…….

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