tiger leaves rehab this week

For the first time in over two months, Tiger Woods may have something to be happy about because Radar says he will finish his time at a sex rehab today or tomorrow, and his wife Elin Nordegren has already arrived in Hattiesburg, Mississippi to pick him up.

But in even more interesting news, and by that I mean “tits”, the Playboy model/prostitute who says Tiger was a regular client was on an Italian talk show last night, and it’s awesome to see that the Italians found the most menacing picture ever taken of Tiger Woods. They might as well have gotten a picture of Tupac holding up a gun and fanning out hundred dollar bills and written ‘Tiger Woods’ across the front.

The entire show looks like a TV show that someone who had never seen an Italian TV show or been to Italy would do based on things he’s heard about Italians. It should be called ‘Stereotype Showcase’. And the host should jump over barrels to get to the guest. And then if he ever says “god”, an old woman with a rolling pin named Maria could slap him, then make the sign of the cross and yell, “You’a no use’a da Lords name in’a da vain! Why you break’a you mommas heart?”

(picture source = splash news online)