POINTLESS NUDITY - Playboy model Tiffany Ryan is short, skinny, and has huge breasts. If she were Asian with dark red hair she’d be the perfect human girl, a quantum leap in genetic evolution, an event so without precedent that many would claim she was a god, and her arrival was a sign that the rapture had begun and the end of days was upon us. Luckily she’s white. We really dodged a bullet. (foundry)
WE ARE THE WORLD - was rerecorded yesterday to raise money for Haiti. The original was recorded in 1985, and is credited for Africa’s amazing transformation into the booming high tech metropolis we know today. (us.com)
SANDRA BULLOCK - is of course married to Jesse James, who used to be married to porn star Janine Lindemulder, who is currently in a halfway house for parole violations. Jesse and Janine have a 6yo daughter who lives with Jesse and Sandra full time, and today Janine was denied visitation rights. I know what you’re thinking: “How the hell did a story with so many interesting elements get so god damn boring.” Yeah I was surprised too. (e online)
MICHAEL JACKSON - The doctor who drugged Jackson just before he died will be arrested any time now and charged with involuntary manslaughter. The doctor has been meeting with his attorneys all week to arrange his surrender and also to see if he can bill Jackson for this time. (pop eater)
If anyone needs me I’ll be in the shop figuring out a way to destroy Nickelback.
we are shitty is what it should be called !
Gorgeous face but the fake boobs are an immediate disqualification
I disagree… I think her boobs are just fine… Don’t care for the stupid looking tat on the inside of her left wrist…
God, it is just so hard to dislike a good looking whore…
It’s funny, in her little vid, she says she teaches “Aerobics” twice a week, but the website said she is a Bartender… Hmmm…
Multi-talented hot chick with two jobs that require very little effort from her other than being Hot… Nice…
What bar tending and aerobics aren’t the same thing?
life is so lonely .I am a rich and single man at present .I need a woman who can love me back .I also uploaded my hot photos on _W e a l t h y S o c i a l . C 0 M under the name of jeff1098..It’s the largest and best club for seeking CEOs, pro athletes, doctors, lawyers, investors, entrepreneurs, beauty queens, fitness models, and Hollywood celebrities.Please Check it out!I’m serious
My wife is asian, but no red hair and my son sucked her boobs flat…but shes hot as hell.. Listen nikilover ill have her give you a holla, we need some cash… oh and by the way, putting milk up her butt and letting her spray on your face costs extra….
The only thing pointless about “pointless nudity” is talking about it but not showing it! FUUUUUCK.
Greetings to thee Rusty.
hello hello, is there anybody in there? just shout if you can hear me….
What’s up dick tuggers?
Wow, I missed Oscar Day on Durden in order to go to meetings in Albany NY, huh?
Sounds like I made the right choice.
. . . . and as far as that “dick-tuggers” comment.
That was meant for Rusty.
He needs ointment.
You’re in New York Rokan? Do they have mountains where you are? If there aren’t mountains it’s not really a place.
Likes working out, shopping, playing on the beach and hanging out with her friends.
Like, Marvy
http://wopb.playboygirls.com/hyb0091/10440_EK_WM04.wmv
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Nice airbags, she is prepared for a front end collision with my dick! Schwinggggggggggg!
God damn, a google image search on her name is pretty impressive
Thanks Rem, needed to kill some time!
did anyone else get a chuckle from the “booming high tech metropolis” description of africa…..i know i did!
the chick’s alright! the plastic tatas are worthy of spraying with man chowder!