AXL ROSE - made a very rare public appearance and played a secret show this weekend in New York. Unfortunately the only guy who filmed it had never heard of a camera before, and no one told him what they were or how they worked. (foundry)
LEONARDO DICAPRIO - is not engaged to supermodel Bar Refaeli, despite some reports saying he is. He should settle down and get married. Finally see what everyone is raving about. (pop eater)
BRAD PITT AND QUENTIN TARANTINO - really love weed, but not while they work, so they didn’t smoke any while filming ‘Inglorious Basterds’. They tried, but the result was the first 45 minutes of the movie showing Brad asking if anyone ever noticed that cats have grandparents, and then everyone else agreeing that this was totally fucked up. (daily news)
BRAD PITT AND ANGELINA JOLIE - are in Venice, Italy today, holding hands and smiling while getting ice cream with Maddox, Pax, Zahara and Shiloh, who was dressed in a little bear cub (monkey?) hat. If these pictures were any more wholesome, they would be listed by the government as a source of calcium. (fame and inf)
Does Pax have an elastic arsehole?
unlike angelina’s vise-like sphincter
Angelina’s anus is probably soft and gold-flecked. A bit of down doubtless runs up her cranny.
dont blame him for not wanting to marry bar rafaeli - she’s hot now, but 10 years from now…….. yet as a man with money, he’ll be appealing to women forevah
Because he was able to shit in the pussy of the Jewess does not equate to His love. The pull on His bollocks when He is ripe to fuck. The body of His desire. The fuck flows.
Being the lead role of Titanic has guaranteed his pass into any girls pants for years to come, being in The Departed has given him street cred with the guys so win win. How is this Axle video because my office computer won’t play it, old school GnR’ish?
Give it up, They are stuck together, If Angelina is such a bad actress how can she play happy every time they are in public. “The crazy hippie actors are happy together with their brood’ is just not that interesting in print.
Leos afraid of the baboshka bomb. Jew ladies don’t age well.
Have you never defecated into a woman’s vulva, Tom?
WHY IS ANY OF THIS NEWS??
Mony, pretty sure I’ve done everything in the book with chicks during my blacked out booze nights. See you clowns in hell
That little Somali holding Brad’s hand is yelling out “hey mista, shine your shoes for a dollar?”
He grinned as he raised his little head
Popped a shoeshine rag and then he said
Get rhythm when you get the blues
Hey, get rhythm when you get the blues
Tom, ever allow a chick to shit on your chest?
You ever go to a dorm party, find an open room , go in and peel the bedsheets back and drop a five coil steamer right in the middle of the bed then pull the sheets back up? It smelt like an elephant was decomposing somewhere on the floor.
DB, some girl pissed in my bed 5 years ago…either that or alot of tears that ended up landing in the crotch area.
Mony Vibescu…….
…you are the voice of reason and sanity in this place at times………
did somebody bring up an alabama hot pocket!?! cause that’s gross, that shit gets all over your face when you try to eat that chick out later…
Does Brad Pitt wear that stupid goatee because Angela does the Brazilian wax thing?
tom - you get a high five if she was crying/pissing while you fucked her. high ten if both at the same time…
I’ve never had a chick cry when she was done porking me……..
…..because usually they want the money up front…..and they count it……