what in the hell is that

By brendon February 10, 2010 @ 6:20 PM


You may find this hard to believe, but Debbie Gibson put on a bikini for the new InTouch magazine (full size picture here), not as some kind of warning, but because she’s happy with the way she looks.

“I’m at 114 pounds. I was okay at my previous weight, but I felt like my inner diva did not match my outer diva.”
“I feel hotter and more in control. It’s even improved my sex life. You shouldn’t get your whole self-worth from how you look, but at 39, I think it’s okay to focus on the outside a bit if it makes you feel good.”

I don’t feel so good. Honestly, if not for her smile and the beach, this picture would look like something submitted into evidence at some sort of abuse or kidnapping trial.

(37) Comments

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    SCUM 02/10/2010 18:25

    It’s Pepper in drag.

  2. avatar
    Zombie 02/10/2010 18:25

    Uma Thurman’s doppelganger

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    Tito's Anal Adventures 02/10/2010 18:29


  4. avatar
    SCUM 02/10/2010 18:29

    I don’t care about her inner diva, I just wanna be in her beaver.

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    Sensei John Kreese 02/10/2010 18:30


    From before, but what’s the correct ratio for Debbie Gibsons to that toe pic from last thread?

    5 Gibsons equals her?

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    Just the Tip 02/10/2010 18:36

    Did Bren dig her up or something?

    Definitely looks buried for a few years.

    Help me out here: She did do Playboy a while back, right?

    …or was that fucking Tiffany?

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    Watt 02/10/2010 18:38

    Who is this?

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    Sensei John Kreese 02/10/2010 18:39


    I’m pretty sure that they both did.

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    Shiss 02/10/2010 18:40

    Fucking Tiffany….or fucking Debbie Gibson – either way, as far as star-fucking goes, you can’t get much lower than that.

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    SCUM 02/10/2010 18:43

    <<<<< This is her.

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    Watt 02/10/2010 18:45

    Silver dollar pancakes!

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    Just the Tip 02/10/2010 18:48

    I’m pretty sure ALL Pop Princesses need to do it.

    …when they’re actually the Pop Princesses though.

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    Rokan 02/10/2010 18:50

    A clear case of untreated worms.

  14. avatar
    SCUM 02/10/2010 18:56

    <<<< So is this.

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    Demon Spawn 02/10/2010 19:14

    This makes me not hungry for ribs. In fact, I may never eat ribs again after this.

    If you can see a bitch’s ribs she’s too fucking skinny.

  16. avatar
    Tits 02/10/2010 19:28

    Did you see the breaking news?

    Lindsay Lohan is in Machete! TOPLESS!

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    Watt 02/10/2010 19:31

    I got no problem seeing the lower ribs. But the upper ribs, that’s way to fuckin skinny…

  18. avatar
    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 02/10/2010 19:35

    They must have photoshopped out the flies buzzing around her face.

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    quant.this 02/10/2010 19:45

    seriously dude, you have terrible taste in women and you are obviously not married or a lot of these ladies would look a lot better. I remember you cutting up Kim K., who has the sickest body, get married, then take a look at that pic again and what you will see is a hot blond bitch with small tits which could mean she has great nipples.

  20. avatar
    Alan86 02/10/2010 20:42

    YYEEECCHHHH. What a difference 20 years makes.

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