This kind of thing may have been disappointing 3 years ago, but now that she’s doubled in size, Jessica Simpson and I agree; no one deserves to see what’s under her clothing. She tells Allure magazine…
“I will never do nudity . . . I don’t care if I frickin’ could get an Oscar for it, I’m not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don’t think people deserve to see what’s under my clothing. That’s only for my next husband.”
This is pretty close to what Lindsay Lohan said in 2005, back before you could see her in a nude scene.
“You will never see me in a nude scene. Then there’s no mystery for my private life. I don’t think that’s what needed to win an Oscar for me. Personally…I think there’s other things you can do to show people that you have talent.”
I should watch more Oscar nominated movies, because according to Lindsay and Jessica, all the actresses show their tits in them. That’s why they get nominated. It’s really just a championship trophy for Best Tits. Didn’t Anna Paquin win when she was like 7? These Hollywood people are a bunch of damn perverts.
That is the same reason I will never do a nude scene.
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Jessica is naked ?
‘Personally…I think there’s other things you can do to show people that you have talent.”
That’s code for, “I’m willing to swallow for an 8-ball.”
End of 1st period
I’d loot a Haitian orphanage just for the opportunity to Jessica’s boobs. Lilo’s? Not so much.
I’d show my pecker for an Oscar. Sure, why not…
She says we don’t “deserve” to see……
….it’s for the “next” husband……
….she’s got a better chance on that Oscar than the “next” husband…..
Deebs…..
…..you showed your pecker to Oscar??
…did it make him MORE grouchy?
Hey, the bare-breasts strategy worked well for Helen “get your gear off” Mirren back in the day. not that anyone would wanna see them now…
She’s a liar. Her dog saw her naked before the coyote’s ate her.
I read that she used to smear peanut butter on her ballon-knot with a Q-Tip and let her lick it off.
Daisy’s in a better place now.
Oscar? who said anything about giving her an Oscar…a dirty Sanches ….yes
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Donna Martin Graduates……
….”back in the day”……chicks were showing their tits all day long in movies……
…now you’re lucky to get the “Fu.ck” word to garner an “R” rating….
…and some homo’s scrawny ass flash……
http://www.hogrockcafe.com/oscar_nominees.htm
since when is a naked body not Oscar worthy? what a prude…
Maggie G. should never ever be seen naked!!
Thx Obs…..Love me some Penelope Cruz!!!
It works for Nutz as they have plenty of Oscar worthy actresses….
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BTW my new name for my cock is Oscar
jessica really isn’t that bad! these hollywood standards suck!
And the Oscar for Most Pointiest goes to…
So, did Cali’s ass really scare off Z? Give that ass an Oscar, while we’re at it.