GEORGE CLOONEY - didn’t look quite as cool in his yearbook as he does now. The only way this picture could be any more 80’s nerdier is if they had photoshopped him over a floppy disk. He must be smiling because it was early and the other kids hadn’t taken his backpack yet. (wonderwall)
KE$HA - isn’t shy about bashing Britney Spears for lip-synching during concerts. “No offense to her specifically, but people have asked me before to mime. I have been up at 3:00 in the morning for a television show with jet lag but I refuse to mime.” Wow. Those are strong words. I bet I’d be even more shocked if I had any idea who the fuck it was we’re talking about. (e online)
ELIN NORDEGREN - has been living in a rented house after since Tiger Woods got out of sex rehab, but she’s finally decided to move back in with him. What a lucky fella. Have fun with your horribly awkward and frigid sex, Tiger. (radar online)
THE WHORES! - love musicians. Even crappy ones. Nikki Sixx used to date Kat Von D, but now he’s a got a new special lady in his life. Her net outfit is sexy but also practical because you can spray her down with sanitizer before you have sex. HAIR METAL UPDATE - Nikki Sixx would be thrilled to know how many fans he has, because I guess that’s not him. I just went by what the picture agency said. It might be Billy Idols guitarist Steve Stevens. Which would mean he’s not crappy at all, unlike this update. (pacific coast)
Who the hell is that stack of STD? I’ll pass.
Someone told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.
Thats not Nikki Sixx. That looks like Steve Stevens.
WTF happened to my avatar?
Is that Lady Gaga?
Pretty sure that isn’t Nikki Sixx.
Does anyone else find it somwhat a-fucking-mazing her tits are squished that close together, and she actually paid someone to make them look like that?
has kesha even heard her own album? she’s either “rapping” which is just her talking in a singsong voice or it’s so overly autotuned there’s no way in hell she could reproduce that live….
Holy shit! Rusty, you’re right. That is definitely not Nikki Sixx.
Brend0n, you are a fucking idiot. How hard can this job be? I know you are not a smart man, but couldn’t you hire someone to do a little fact checking for you?
and that is only Nikki if he went on a fast food bender for about 3 months
and Key$ha can shut her no talent hole….LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE!!!
I wish they’d stop playing Kesha on the radio so much. Her songs make me want to hurt people. I’d rather have tits that are squished together than a refund gap… but that tranny scare me.
That isn’t Nikki Sixx, but those are some HUGE tits!!!
Kesha is the next manufactured pop star. Wait till she’s 18 and she’ll be plastered all over everything like brittany was circa 2003. Br3ndon, I encourage you to NOT give her any publicity. We’ve got enough generic whores taking our money, we don’t need anymore.
SupB, have you seen Nikki Sixx lately? He looks like a tattooed bag of lard, but that’s still not him.
That’s a guy and a girl…which one is the guy?
I’ll say it…. Motley Crew SUCKS!.
(Puts on helmet and crouches behind a couch for safety)
And Nikki Sixx is over 6′ tall. This guy is a runt. I’m putting money on Steve Stevens.
That is, without a doubt, Steve Stevens
http://www.peerlesstone.com/images/EA/Steve%20Stevens%20evidence.jpg
I’d be suprised if anyone argues with you Dirt. Vince Neil has a shitty voice, Tommy Lee is a sub par drummer. Mick Mars is probably the only talent they have.