KENDRA - is gonna kill me because I was supposed to mention her St. Patricks Day contest sooner than this. So everyone go do this thing for Kendra. I guarantee (*) the winner gets to have sex with her. (*- these statements are not guaranteed)
GARY DOURDAN - used the things he learned on ‘CSI’ to have his girlfriend arrested after she assaulted him. If I were the cop I’d have a hard time taking this seriously. I’d bring him a cup of cocoa, and say, “aww honey, wha’ happened?” (ew)
AMY POEHLER AND WILL ARNETT - are having another child. This is one of the few couples who should have kids, because those two are both awesome. So they have my blessing. Hopefully this catches on because I’d really like to be put in charge of who lives and who dies. (us)
KIRSTIE ALLEY - went clomp clomp clomp and waddled over to Letterman yesterday to promote her new reality show about her diet and transformation from a fat tub of shit to a fat tub of shit dressed in clothes made for humans. (inf daily)
JESSICA IS A CUNT!!!!
suck a dick jessica!
high five on the cunt part!
Thanks oy
My friend told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s where many highly successful people are in search of someone for a quality relationship in their life, the same as you:)
kendras laugh drives me insane! the bitch’s dumm!
Someone quick - what did i miss here today, kinda of bizzzy day!
so far the record is 5 posts before the Cuntbot!!!!!!!!!!
It is sometimes said that black outfits have a “slimming” effect…..
…I bet black is going to sue the shit out of Kirstie for this one…..
Jessica rules wwtdd.com — strangely enough.
Beating Jessica at “SeekingAffluet” is the new Nigz and Pigz dance they jigz….”
….or even “First/Fist”….
I wanna hear more about eating Cali’s ass and Barb’s virgin anus…
I still say that Kirstie Alley looks like Pizza the Hut from ‘Spaceballs’
http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/Pizza-the-Hut.jpg
i find it hard…..to believe that any woman ever set foot in this site hasnot partaken it up the butt…..even just “accidentally” for over 10 minutes
Oy…..
….there was quite an educational discussion of anal lubes on the Leno post…..
….not sure why the subject came up on that Post……..maybe Conan’s experience influenced it….
DB, would you?
You know …hit Kirstie’s ass?
Isn’t that the killer whale that killed that poor girl two weeks ago?
pepper, not gonna lie, if Kirstie had a cute face I’d fuck that lard ass so powerfully that it would look like she’d been shitting coconuts for a week straight. I dig hefty bitches with good looking faces. Kirstie is fat, but at least she’s doesn’t have the typical fat chick flap jack tits, AND she’s gotta robust ass
From previous, I once had a girl ask me to zap her clit with my stun gun.
I saw Kendra’s workout video. I could be wrong, but I think my right arm looks bigger.