I don't know if you knew this, but "She's Out Of My League" opens in theaters today. More importantly, Alice Eve and her huge breasts are in the new issue of Maxim.
She's British, and went to some fancy prep school and then Oxford, so she and I should date because I'm a rebel from the wrong side of town, with a quick temper and mysterious past. She'll be intrigued by my gruff exterior and the way I treat her like a sexual object. Can she tear down the walls I've built around my heart? Find out, on the next ... TYLER!