screw you australia

By brendon March 15, 2010 @ 2:02 PM

Kelly Landry Filming On The Beach In Miami (AUSTRALIA ONLY)

Australia and their seemingly endless supply of hot bikini models are really starting to bug me. Because I’m not in Australia. I even had to start an Aussie Girl tag because of it. This is Aussie TV host Kelly Landry, who is fantastic looking and I’ve never even heard of her. The suicide rate for ugly girls down there must be like 190 percent. It’s why their population is so low. Or do the doctors even let those kids out? It seems just as likely that they look at the parents and then drown the baby if there’s a chance it won’t be sexy as hell.

(image source = flynet online)

wwtdd

(36) Comments

  1. avatar
    DarkCherry 03/15/2010 14:04

    take a bite of my bad girl meat…

  2. avatar
    Tom Foolery 03/15/2010 14:04

    Wonder where I can meet wealthy singles?

  3. avatar
    Jessica 03/15/2010 14:05

    My friend told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s where many highly successful people are in search of someone for a quality relationship in their life, the same as you:)

  4. avatar
    SCUM 03/15/2010 14:07

    I am going to have to visit my Aussie mate soon.

  5. avatar
    oy 03/15/2010 14:09

    Tom – have you tried SeekingAffluent.com

  6. avatar
    Slaappy 03/15/2010 14:11

    Talk about a “Great White Snapper”

  7. avatar
    DarkCherry 03/15/2010 14:11

    OMG so Gaga announces the dates for her US arena tour and WHEN is she coming here???? OH the night of the boy’s brother’s rehearsal dinner!!!

    fml.

  8. avatar
    SCUM 03/15/2010 14:11

    Fucked wealthy singles, I want to find a married chick with 7 kids that is on food stamps and lives in a trailer.

  9. avatar
    oy 03/15/2010 14:11

    i dont know pic#8 makes her ass look flat….. i’d still tear it up, but just a bad shot i guess

  10. avatar
    oy 03/15/2010 14:12

    scum – you’re in luck! try peopleofwalmart.com

  11. avatar
    SCUM 03/15/2010 14:12

    DC, we would somebody rehearse the beginning of the end of their life.

  12. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/15/2010 14:13

    God bless, Australia

  13. avatar
    SomeoneluvsU 03/15/2010 14:13

    I’d lick her vegemite.

  14. avatar
    Tom Foolery 03/15/2010 14:15

    Thanks for looking out Oy, DC……karma.

  15. avatar
    pepper 03/15/2010 14:16

    Do they let the ugly kids out………Yes!!!
    Nicole Kidman…end of story!

  16. avatar
    DarkCherry 03/15/2010 14:17

    yeah idk… plus is it just me or does anyone else agree it’s really friggin rude to have a wedding on July 4th weekend?

  17. avatar
    Barbarella 03/15/2010 14:18

    Vegemite is so nasty!

    I’m going back to the gym. This post confirms it.

  18. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/15/2010 14:19

    Cali, just this past July 4th my best friend since elementary school had his wedding. I was furious. But I met my present gf there that weekend, so it’s not completely regrettable. It certainly didn’t help knowing he was marrying a bitter shrew, but whatever.

    I agree completely.

  19. avatar
    Barbarella 03/15/2010 14:20

    DC – weddings on any sort of holiday weekend SUCK.

    I don’t know why people do that, unless they are hoping people don’t come & so it costs them less.

  20. avatar
    SCUM 03/15/2010 14:20

    Yes, but vagamite is natures TastyKake.

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