divorce is now inevitable

Sandra Bullock has spent the past few weeks in Austin, Texas, hiding from the media as stories of her husbands infidelity came in like waves. But this weekend she returned to LA, and it’s safe to say absence from Jesse did not make her heart grow fonder. Popeater says…

“It’s over,” a friend of Bullock tells me. “After everything that has happened, it is impossible for them to get back together, even though I’m sure she still loves the man she thought he was.”
Sandra is already back in the Hollywood Hills home she lived in before her marriage and never sold. Neighbors remarked about all the activity at the house with cars coming and going in the last few days.
“Sandra has returned home to face the problem head-on. She isn’t the sort of woman to bury her head in the sand and hope everything will go away,” said an insider. “As painful as this is going to be, expect Sandra to cut out the cancer very soon.”

I can’t even get a girl to make me a sandwich, much less share her 100 million dollar fortune while I bang some whores, so if this retard can talk his way out of this I may have to change my opinion of him.  Not because I would respect him, but because I’d be scared he’d drop a chandelier on me with his mind or something.