03.10.2010 everyone hates jay leno

NBC Studios

NBC fired Conan O’Brien as host of the Tonight Show because he couldn’t beat David Letterman, something Jay Leno had done for years. So NBC made a tough choice, and even though they would lose hundreds of millions of dollars, they decided to bring Leno back so he could be number 1 in late night again! And the plan worked! For 6 days!

For the first time since Jay Leon returned to 11:30, The Tonight Show trailed Late Show in the early metered market numbers (3.5 rating for Letterman versus 3.2 for Leno).  In the 25 markets with local People Meters Leno held a slim edge with adults 18-49, but he did yesterday as well and when the numbers for the broader national market were factored in,  Late Show wound up leading Tonight Show in the 18-49 demo, too.

This is no surprise of course, because it’s NBC. Their own website (click the “shows” tab) is filled with such sadness and failure, it’s almost like they’re being sarcastic. They have 12 “Classic Shows”, and two of those aired on CBS. Every single show on their “Recent Favorites” was canceled almost instantly, and I never even heard of 4 of them.

There are only two qualifications to be on a list called “Current Shows”. Be “current”, and a “show” a viewer could watch. NBC lists the Olympics twice and the Golden Globes, which are neither. I don’t mean to brag but I think I could do a better job at running NBC than the people they have now. I at least understand where I am in time, which is more than they could say.

(72) Comments

  1. Jessica 03/10/2010 17:45

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  2. Chicago_animal 03/10/2010 17:52

    Like I said in the LiLo post: Right in the pooper!

  3. Blumpkin 03/10/2010 17:54

    All these posts and not one titty at least show Leno’s tits! Mother Fuck this day is shitty.

  4. Thundercunt 03/10/2010 18:00

    Jay Leon sounds like a name one of these new & upcoming “rappers” should adopt.
    Except it would just be J-Leon.

  5. Dudecat69 03/10/2010 18:00

    Jessica, are you into feltching?

  6. Rokan 03/10/2010 18:00

    I just bet my balls . . . and shook on it.

  7. pepper 03/10/2010 18:02

    I like J. I look forward each night for his show to start at 11:30 at night……..he puts me to sleep………….

  8. BALLSY 03/10/2010 18:04

    Rokan did you say BALLS?

  9. Barbarella 03/10/2010 18:05

    I don’t want Leno to be the last thing I see before I fall asleep.

    I’ll have chin implant nightmares.

    I’ll stick to Adult Swim.

  10. pepper 03/10/2010 18:05

    Rokan is shaking Ballsy Balls?

  11. Barbarella 03/10/2010 18:08

    Pepper your avi makes me feel sorry for that goat. :(

  12. Woodsman 03/10/2010 18:09

    Barbarella: I heard that bikini tops were optional in Disco Bay

  13. pepper 03/10/2010 18:09

    s p i c

  14. pepper 03/10/2010 18:13

    Barb….I have no idea what you are talking about..the goat never complained to me once…………

  15. Barbarella 03/10/2010 18:15

    Woodsman… yes this is true.

    Pepper… Ok, I’ll take your word for it.

  16. SCUM 03/10/2010 18:16

    Pepper, how is Zombie Jr. doing?

  17. Watt 03/10/2010 18:16

    Hey corona and tits.

    Ill take two of each.

  18. pepper 03/10/2010 18:18

    SCUM, zombie jr is doing well. He left the hospital today. He sent me a turd package .

  19. Rokan 03/10/2010 18:19

    Barbarella,

    To answer your earlier question, I believe that SCUM is holding feudal ownership of all Durden activities in the Greater Bay Area.
    Its ok for you to take up residence there, but you’ll need to pay some sort of tax. He can take that as either liquor, or an occasional Rusty Trombone.

    SCUM, Any preference?

  20. Mac-Daddy 03/10/2010 18:19

    Fuck Leno AND Letterman. Neither one of these guys is funny…However, if I had to choose between Letterman, Leno, or having my balls smashed with a hammer everyday, I suppse I’d go with Leno.

    Watching Letterman makes me want to punt a football through the gap in his teeth. And that bald prick Paul Schaefer has an even more anoying voice than Leno!

    Can’t wait till CoCo comes back on the air!!!

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