gaga has had tons of sex with strangers

By brendon March 04, 2010 @ 5:44 PM

Lady Gaga

This is gonna seem shocking, and I’m sorry you had to find out this way, but Lady Gaga reveals in a new interview that she’s kind of a slut. Oh I know. A mostly unattractive girl with a good body who desperately craves attention used sex to get it. She might be the first of her kind. The Sun says…

She told Cosmo: “I wanted to sleep with as many rock ‘n’ roll guys as I could – and I’ve certainly had my fun.”
And when she does commit to a relationship, the New Yorker admits she comes with a warning.
“I tell any new boyfriend to hang on, because it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”

To be more specific, she tells them that right before they go down on her. It’s not a penis but it’s kind of big down there. And, you know, there are some warts. And hives. That one there is a scab. The doctors said they’ve never seen that other thing before. One thinks it might be some kind of mold from outer space.

wwtdd

(42) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 03/04/2010 17:45

    Mark Wahlberg’s character in “Rock Star” fucked a tranny, too.

  2. pepper 03/04/2010 17:48

    I don’t care…..I’d Hit that ass…….

  3. The Original Lo Rider 03/04/2010 17:48

    Rock stars will fuck anything.

    Wait, are we still naming Lindsay’s book?

  4. pepper 03/04/2010 17:48

    DB, I thought Mark was a tranny?

  5. Jessica 03/04/2010 17:50

    Someone told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.

  6. DB's Treasure 03/04/2010 17:50

    What’s Gaga’s book gonna be named?

    A Tale of Two Sex Organs

  7. ohmwrecker 03/04/2010 17:51

    if you fuck her will you get GaGanorrhea?

  8. Watt 03/04/2010 17:52

    Clit boner: the final cunteer

  9. iwontrememberthis 03/04/2010 17:53

    My mechanic dropped the tranny in my car … when s/he popped out of the trunk.

  10. Rusty Sanchez 03/04/2010 17:57

    Tuck Everlasting

  11. Zombie 03/04/2010 18:01

    Bad No-pants

  12. Dudecat69 03/04/2010 18:03

    that’s some rockstar she with! I think it’s Rush……Rush fuckin Limpbag

  13. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/04/2010 18:04

    i gotta say, that ass looks yummy there.

  14. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/04/2010 18:05

    to believe anything that comes out of her mouth is the equivalent of punching yourself in the face.

  15. Observer 03/04/2010 18:10

    According to Zombie’s CNN link…..

    Sex should be fun, beautiful and colorful, but women get the short end of the stick,” she said. “We’re just receivers. We can’t talk about sex, we can’t sing about sex.”

    …finally….a problem I COULD solve…..but I choose not to…..

  16. pepper 03/04/2010 18:10

    That’s A Man …man!

  17. Los Angeles Prick Department 03/04/2010 18:11

    She says stuff to get attention and then contradicts herself to get more attention. I’m cellibate!! No, wait I’m a filthy whore! I have a cock!! No, wait I don’t!! Assuming she doesn’t though I can’t deny she’s pretty hot when not dressed like an escaped mental patient who ran amok in a drag queen store.

  18. Observer 03/04/2010 18:13

    Last week my 8 year old had a play-date…….

    …her 8 year old friend told me that HER favorite singer is Lady GaGa…..

    …and this 8 year old told me that “some people” claim GaGa is “not a girl but a boy”…..

    ….either I should show her this article….OR I going to suspend Dark Cherry’s children’s visiting privileges…..

  19. ohmwrecker 03/04/2010 18:22

    I’m not defending Gaga, but if you guys would bother to read AND comprehend, you would have caught that the promiscuous behavior is in the past and the celibacy is in the present.

    I didn’t really read it, I just thought I would go back to being cranky for a while.

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