This is gonna seem shocking, and I’m sorry you had to find out this way, but Lady Gaga reveals in a new interview that she’s kind of a slut. Oh I know. A mostly unattractive girl with a good body who desperately craves attention used sex to get it. She might be the first of her kind. The Sun says…
She told Cosmo: “I wanted to sleep with as many rock ‘n’ roll guys as I could - and I’ve certainly had my fun.”
And when she does commit to a relationship, the New Yorker admits she comes with a warning.
“I tell any new boyfriend to hang on, because it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”
To be more specific, she tells them that right before they go down on her. It’s not a penis but it’s kind of big down there. And, you know, there are some warts. And hives. That one there is a scab. The doctors said they’ve never seen that other thing before. One thinks it might be some kind of mold from outer space.
Mark Wahlberg’s character in “Rock Star” fucked a tranny, too.
I don’t care…..I’d Hit that ass…….
Rock stars will fuck anything.
Wait, are we still naming Lindsay’s book?
DB, I thought Mark was a tranny?
Someone told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.
What’s Gaga’s book gonna be named?
A Tale of Two Sex Organs
if you fuck her will you get GaGanorrhea?
Clit boner: the final cunteer
My mechanic dropped the tranny in my car … when s/he popped out of the trunk.
Tuck Everlasting
Bad No-pants
that’s some rockstar she with! I think it’s Rush……Rush fuckin Limpbag
i gotta say, that ass looks yummy there.
What about this shit?
http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/02/lady.gaga.celibate.single.ppl/index.html
to believe anything that comes out of her mouth is the equivalent of punching yourself in the face.
According to Zombie’s CNN link…..
Sex should be fun, beautiful and colorful, but women get the short end of the stick,” she said. “We’re just receivers. We can’t talk about sex, we can’t sing about sex.”
…finally….a problem I COULD solve…..but I choose not to…..
That’s A Man …man!
She says stuff to get attention and then contradicts herself to get more attention. I’m cellibate!! No, wait I’m a filthy whore! I have a cock!! No, wait I don’t!! Assuming she doesn’t though I can’t deny she’s pretty hot when not dressed like an escaped mental patient who ran amok in a drag queen store.
Last week my 8 year old had a play-date…….
…her 8 year old friend told me that HER favorite singer is Lady GaGa…..
…and this 8 year old told me that “some people” claim GaGa is “not a girl but a boy”…..
….either I should show her this article….OR I going to suspend Dark Cherry’s children’s visiting privileges…..
I’m not defending Gaga, but if you guys would bother to read AND comprehend, you would have caught that the promiscuous behavior is in the past and the celibacy is in the present.
I didn’t really read it, I just thought I would go back to being cranky for a while.