gaga has had tons of sex with strangers

This is gonna seem shocking, and I’m sorry you had to find out this way, but Lady Gaga reveals in a new interview that she’s kind of a slut. Oh I know. A mostly unattractive girl with a good body who desperately craves attention used sex to get it. She might be the first of her kind. The Sun says…

She told Cosmo: “I wanted to sleep with as many rock ‘n’ roll guys as I could – and I’ve certainly had my fun.”
And when she does commit to a relationship, the New Yorker admits she comes with a warning.
“I tell any new boyfriend to hang on, because it’s going to be a bumpy ride.”

To be more specific, she tells them that right before they go down on her. It’s not a penis but it’s kind of big down there. And, you know, there are some warts. And hives. That one there is a scab. The doctors said they’ve never seen that other thing before. One thinks it might be some kind of mold from outer space.