All rational people agree that babies are a pox upon this earth and should be eliminated. Or at least kept in a trunk or something like Harry Potter so I don’t have to listen to their incessant screaming and crying and temper tantrums. Unfortunately having a baby gives the mom huge boobs, as you can see in these pictures of Gisele, so it does have it’s advantages (well, 1 advantage). Maybe more people should do what the Chinese do. Have the kid then throw it into the ocean. Where, they, um … turn into mermaids! And sing songs in their underwater castles! See, everybody wins!
I think you mean “eliminated”…Proofread much?
illuminated, eliminated maybe?
With a hall of fame bound quarterback for a father and the highest paid supermodel in the world for a mother, this kid is bound to be a heroin junkie before he reaches age 20.
lol illuminated
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20 - that’s a very generous bet!
i’d say freshman year in high school.
i cannt believe she recovered so well - she gave birth 2-3 weeks ago or something and she looks like she can run for miss universe or something…
this kid will have oedipus complex by the time he turns 13, for sure….
I’ll laugh if the other kid Brady abandoned turns out to be a football god & this one ends up in rehab.
I could suddenly go for a glass of milk…
Illuminated? Yeah, put them under s spot light. Fucking idiot. Let’s illuminate illiteracy. Moron.
I “illuminated” my brat kids when I lit the house on fire…..
i’m sure she has more than enough money to “recover” so well, Oy.
I’d kill to be able to work out with a personal trainer 5-7 days a week.
It’s rough…
yeah, but the vag appearantly takes a big beating in the whole birthing process is my point… that and all my friends that had kids looked like shit for 6-7 months afterwards(some never recovered even) . and look at her man….huge knockers is the only thing that apperantly has changed since her VS days..!
by the way, the chinese joke invoked a chuckle…
i honestly didnt find her that appealing before those boobs came out so well…. now adriana lima is completely different story - my wife hates her because of it too…. prego Lima….. i can lose a limb for that! while i’m ranting at lunch here- does anyone else find pregos really really hot…
Oy, no.
@ Jessica DIE SPAM CAMPER!!!!!…On another note.
I’d illuminate Gisele! I have a special illuminating sauce in my kitch.. ahem…bedroom!
they’re both as dumb as a box of rocks, so the kid ain’t gonna be no rocket surgeon, that’s for sure.