03.19.2010 go back to paris, loser

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Lindsay Lohan has spent the last few months in Paris and London, because everyone in New York and LA has had enough of her dumb ass. Last night in Hollywood she could barely talk her way past the doorman at a bar.

Lindsay Lohan has a spot of bother persuading security to let her into Trousdale nightclub. LiLo spent 15 minutes persuading the doormen to allow her access to the brand new club … after all that, Lindsay left the club having only spent 10 minutes inside as it was closing time.

Hahaha, you suck Lindsay. Why did she even come back here? Did she get kicked out of France too? If I were Rome or Barcelona I’d have her picture up at every border. A picture of her in a red circle with a line through it.

(image and story source = pacific coast news)


(49) Comments

  1. Jessica 03/19/2010 12:10

    My friend told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s where many highly successful people are in search of someone for a quality relationship in their life, the same as you:)

  2. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/19/2010 12:13

    realllllly? This is what you give us? Spend less time sucking your own dick on facebook and give us better posts.

  3. Woodsman 03/19/2010 12:14

    I dunno, DDM, any story documenting LiLO approaching Tara Reid’s pariah status is entertaining to me

  4. DB's Treasure 03/19/2010 12:14

    I firmly believe this STD ridden bitch will be tasting the death end of her own handgun in the near future.

  5. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/19/2010 12:15

    and to think that somewhere in the world, people are actually paying money for these pictures. Hilarious.

  6. RedRage 03/19/2010 12:16

    Lindsay, you still got it girl….. retch..

    Lunch time!

  7. Zombie 03/19/2010 12:18

    “Lindsay Lohan has spent the last few months in Paris.”

    Who hasn’t?

  8. DarkCherry 03/19/2010 12:19

    the OCD side of me still wants to be her friend so i can sneak in and organize her apartment. all those shoes and clothes! she’d never knew if a few things went… missing.

  9. Tito's Anal Adventures 03/19/2010 12:19

    Who is this Lindsay Lohan person?

  10. Watt 03/19/2010 12:21

    She’s got every disease known to man and a bunch unknown.

  11. Woodsman 03/19/2010 12:21

    What is a Kimorra and how do we make it dead?

  12. ohmwrecker 03/19/2010 12:23

    It’s diseased whore day on WWTDD!

  13. Sensei John Kreese 03/19/2010 12:23

    Watt, from last thread:

    Glad you enjoyed it Watt.

    And I hope that the sudden burst of laughter caused you to have faucet ass.

  14. Mony Vibescu 03/19/2010 12:23

    Has she ever “sat on” a black man?

  15. Barbarella 03/19/2010 12:24

    DC - I would be her or Shitney’s assistant in a minute…

    Oh the shoesss!!!

  16. Sensei John Kreese 03/19/2010 12:26

    Her walking in that pic with her face covered by her jacket reminds me of how I used to send my bar trash home in the morning at college.

  17. Mony Vibescu 03/19/2010 12:27

    Do you want to win a trip to see La Roux, Bárbara? The new writer seems to jerk off onto a plate of shit with vigour whenever the name is uttered…

  18. DarkCherry 03/19/2010 12:27

    Barb - tell me about! plus all the parties and vacations… i could put up with a lot of LINSANITY for a free trip to St. Tropez or Paris Fashion Week.

  19. Barbarella 03/19/2010 12:28

    It’d be fun to put swabs from Smellvira and Lindsay’s cooter in a petri dish and see which grows the most.

  20. DarkCherry 03/19/2010 12:28

    you must have big feet though Barb LL is like a 9 or 10 i think.

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