The hobbits from that ‘Little People, Big World’ show on TLC are in Hawaii today, perhaps to check on their hidden pots of gold. If anyone there is reading this you should follow them. Or just kidnap them and force them to give you their treasure.
Don’t take this the wrong way, but these pictures would be a good ad if the government wanted to start a state run infanticide program.
In hindsight, there might only be one way to take that. But I’m sick today and took two percocet an hour ago so I don’t even fuckin care right now.
(image source = pacific coast news)