isla and borat got married

xai2vybah2d_isla_fisher_forum_ns4w_org_10 What a shitty day this is. The once awesome but now tyrannical American government continued their 20 year trend and seized more power overnight, now I find out that perfect marriage material Isla Fisher got married to Borat, putting a cap on their 6 year engagement. MSN says...

Isla Fisher has married her long-term fiancé, comedian Sacha Baron Cohen, in a romantic sunset ceremony in Paris, Woman's Day can reveal. The notoriously private couple invited just a few close relatives to witness them become husband and wife in a traditional Jewish ceremony last Monday. "We did it – we're married!" bubbled an ecstatic Isla, 34, in an email to friends around the world the following day. "It was the absolute best day of my life and in so many beautiful moments I missed you all so much. I thought of you as everything was happening, but Sacha and I wanted no fuss – just us!"

I wouldn't have cared if she married some loser but Borat is better than me in every way that any well adjusted girl would care about. That's why I date vapid whores mostly, who get lost in my deep blue eyes and god like physique.

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