january gessert didn’t break up reggie and kim

By brendon March 31, 2010 @ 4:58 PM


January Gessert is the waitress at Red Rock on Sunset who reportedly had an affair with Reggie Bush, which led to his breakup with Kim Kardashian. But today her attorney Gloria Alred held a press conference so January could deny all this.

None of that is important or interesting of course, for now at least, I just like the way she pumps her arms when she walks like one of the Bushwackers. Maybe she can do sum wrasslin!


(23) Comments

  1. SALAJ 03/31/2010 17:00

    My friend told me a nice place SeekingAffluent.com. He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.

  2. Shiss 03/31/2010 17:01

    She sure seems to have her mouth open a lot…… I’m jus’ sayin’ is all…

  3. DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:01

    I wonder what Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are up to…?

  4. DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:05

    No news about Jesse James?

  5. DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:05

    Is Sandra kicking Jesse out?

  6. DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:06

    Has Jesse learned from his mistakes?

  7. Rokan 03/31/2010 17:06

    This place is turning into a fucking celebrity gossip site.

    Hey, DB. What’s up, brother?

  8. DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:06

    Is it possible that we could get another Sandra and Jesse update?

  9. DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:07

    What does Jesse’s coin purse taste like? Is that tattooed too?

  10. DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:08

    Did Sandra shit her pants today and blame it on Jesse?

  11. DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:08

    fucking douchebag

  12. Rusty Sanchez 03/31/2010 17:11

    This chick has the same fat-neck disease Brittney suffers from.

  13. Sensei John Kreese 03/31/2010 17:13


    Surfing around this afternoon, I found this for ya:


  14. D. Znuts 03/31/2010 17:14

    Fuuuuuuuuuck Jessicunt fucking beat us.

    Why does it seem like Gloria Allred is everyone’s fucking attorney these days?

  15. Rusty Sanchez 03/31/2010 17:17

    I like the one where you are playing the drums Rokan. Is that when you were the drummer for Canned Heat?

  16. Sensei John Kreese 03/31/2010 17:18


    You know as well as I do, when you shit your pants the only person to blame is yourself. I let a too wet of a fart rip last night at home and had to change my undies. I threw the old ones out.

  17. pepper 03/31/2010 17:19

    It’s all about D list celebs..all day all night…7/24…..
    Fuck Kim
    Fuck Tiger
    Fuck Reggie Bush
    Fuck Jessie James
    Fuck Dead Michael Jackson
    Fuck this place!

  18. tinasat 03/31/2010 17:29

    watch her topless pic


  19. Rokan 03/31/2010 17:33


    That;s actually from the set. Pretty fucking funny.

  20. Rokan 03/31/2010 17:34


    Have you been farting soup all day?

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