january gessert didn’t break up reggie and kim

By brendon March 31, 2010 @ 4:58 PM

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January Gessert is the waitress at Red Rock on Sunset who reportedly had an affair with Reggie Bush, which led to his breakup with Kim Kardashian. But today her attorney Gloria Alred held a press conference so January could deny all this.

None of that is important or interesting of course, for now at least, I just like the way she pumps her arms when she walks like one of the Bushwackers. Maybe she can do sum wrasslin!

wwtdd

(23) Comments

  1. avatar
    SALAJ 03/31/2010 17:00

    My friend told me a nice place SeekingAffluent.com. He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.

  2. avatar
    Shiss 03/31/2010 17:01

    She sure seems to have her mouth open a lot…… I’m jus’ sayin’ is all…

  3. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:01

    I wonder what Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are up to…?

  4. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:05

    No news about Jesse James?

  5. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:05

    Is Sandra kicking Jesse out?

  6. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:06

    Has Jesse learned from his mistakes?

  7. avatar
    Rokan 03/31/2010 17:06

    This place is turning into a fucking celebrity gossip site.

    Hey, DB. What’s up, brother?

  8. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:06

    Is it possible that we could get another Sandra and Jesse update?

  9. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:07

    What does Jesse’s coin purse taste like? Is that tattooed too?

  10. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:08

    Did Sandra shit her pants today and blame it on Jesse?

  11. avatar
    DB's Treasure 03/31/2010 17:08

    fucking douchebag

  12. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 03/31/2010 17:11

    This chick has the same fat-neck disease Brittney suffers from.

  13. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 03/31/2010 17:13

    Rokan,

    Surfing around this afternoon, I found this for ya:

    http://tiny.cc/ewu5f

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    D. Znuts 03/31/2010 17:14

    Fuuuuuuuuuck Jessicunt fucking beat us.

    Why does it seem like Gloria Allred is everyone’s fucking attorney these days?

  15. avatar
    Rusty Sanchez 03/31/2010 17:17

    I like the one where you are playing the drums Rokan. Is that when you were the drummer for Canned Heat?

  16. avatar
    Sensei John Kreese 03/31/2010 17:18

    DB,

    You know as well as I do, when you shit your pants the only person to blame is yourself. I let a too wet of a fart rip last night at home and had to change my undies. I threw the old ones out.

  17. avatar
    pepper 03/31/2010 17:19

    It’s all about D list celebs..all day all night…7/24…..
    Fuck Kim
    Fuck Tiger
    Fuck Reggie Bush
    Fuck Jessie James
    Fuck Dead Michael Jackson
    Fuck this place!

  18. avatar
    tinasat 03/31/2010 17:29

    watch her topless pic

    http://zhoola.com/january_gessert.html

  19. avatar
    Rokan 03/31/2010 17:33

    Sensei,

    That;s actually from the set. Pretty fucking funny.

  20. avatar
    Rokan 03/31/2010 17:34

    Pepper,

    Have you been farting soup all day?

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