When John Mayer told Playboy that sex with Jessica Simpson was like a drug that he could never get enough of, it was the nicest thing anyone had said about her in two years, but for some reason she’s expected to act like she’s been attacked. Us.com says…
“I was so disappointed in him,” she tells Oprah Winfrey. “It made me so sad, and it was really discouraging because that’s not the John that I knew…I hope he gets his life together.”
“He did apologize. I don’t accept it. It’s just one of those things that…I don’t resent him. I’m just going to let that go. That part of my life is over.”
Are we sure she read the right article? Maybe the problem is that he called her “sexual napalm”, because there’s no way in hell Jessica Simpson knows what napalm is. And when she looked it up the only words she recognized was the part about mixing things to form a jelly that goes inside. “I am no mans sex donut,” Jessica probably said definitely after reading that.
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Sweet little virgin teenybopper pop starlet turned Hollywood douchebag’s cum dumpster.
REALLY? this is your post? you couldn’t have just “updated” the previous simpson post with no tits and 13 pics of her fully clothed?
I’d do her.
Of course she loves the stuff Mayer said about her, but what is she going to say…”That’s right, my pussy is like sweeeeet heroin. Who wants to ride the dragon?” Please. She loves it, but has to keep up the good girl act.
Who brought the fucking donkey?
What fucking donkey?
Hey, Rusty.
You’ve got alot of nerve showing up here after the way you treated me in Del Mar.
You sure have some weird friends. I didn’t know that Jagermeister was the gateway drug the meth.
Warn me next time, will ya?
Hee Haaaaawwwww!
So ladies getting called sexual napalm is bad?
it’s funny that john mayer saying her hole is like velvet, get’s her more publicity then her last 2 albums did.
I love VELVET!!!
Watt, it’s just a really horrible analogy.
Rokan, I tried to get out of hanging out with you with lame excuses because I knew you’d find something to complain about just like TJ. You insisted and playing with the big boys, so you’ve gotta drink like one. You seemed fine to me.
I would still bang the sweet baby jesus out of her, but I would have to give her a good vaginal de-lousing to get rid of all the Mayer and Romo.
Oh yeah Rusty…I got a bone to pick with you. :)
ohm, what’s so horrible about it? Sex with Jessica Simpson is akin melting off the skin of asian children with chemical propellants.
Seems perfectly logical analogy to me.
Listen here, you hollow headed wench. No one gives a flying fuck about how you are in bed. If you left the issue alone for 10 minutes instead of bringing it up every chance you get then people will forget about it just like they’ve forgotten about you. PERIOD!
Rusty, did you send a pic of your weenie to SupB?
I don’t understand the Sexual Napalm quip. Napalm is a bad thing. I know from my 2 tours in nam. I for one, do not want to have my man junk set ablaze and charred.