Jessica Simpson has apparently made it her mission to be as unattractive as possible, and if gaining 50 pounds wasn’t enough, now she reveals that the only thing getting used less than her treadmill is her toothbrush.
“I don’t brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine — and sometimes I’ll use my sweater,” she claimed, bursting into laughter.
“I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 I’ll all, “ow!”
I read that “sometimes I’ll use my sweater” line at least 4 times and still have no idea what it could possibly mean. Not even a guess. And it only goes downhill from there. Using my “teeth are powerful” as a reason not to brush is like saying this brand new car is great and then never filling it with gas. “Why did your car stop running Jessica?” “I have absolutely no idea.”