Jessica Simpson has apparently made it her mission to be as unattractive as possible, and if gaining 50 pounds wasn’t enough, now she reveals that the only thing getting used less than her treadmill is her toothbrush.
“I don’t brush my teeth. No, really! I just use Listerine — and sometimes I’ll use my sweater,” she claimed, bursting into laughter.
“I do brush every now and again, but my teeth are extremely powerful. Fine, maybe when I’m 60 I’ll all, “ow!”
I read that “sometimes I’ll use my sweater” line at least 4 times and still have no idea what it could possibly mean. Not even a guess. And it only goes downhill from there. Using my “teeth are powerful” as a reason not to brush is like saying this brand new car is great and then never filling it with gas. “Why did your car stop running Jessica?” “I have absolutely no idea.”
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My friend told me a nice place SeekingAffluent.com. He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.
I’m so happy with the way this woman looks now my testicles have formed a
mariachi band.
Her breath could smell like Barb’s balls, I’d still stick my dick in there.
Barbs sour milk balls?
Nice.
FUCK YOU JESSICA
I think the only way to get rid of the smell is to stick something in there
So she’s fat AND has halitosis???
What’s next, hair loss and a visit to the cat adoption center??
And she wonders why people think she’s stupid?
OMG… I don’t have balls already.
and if I did… I would wash them lots… with listerine and a sweater.
Don’t care
I am a heterosexual male
I’m not as picky as the metrosexual who took this site over from our Fearless Leader
Didn’t even read what stupid comments were written by Facebook Brandon cause if you wouldn’t fuck her….your gay! Your just….. Gay!
My friend told me KillJessica.com. It’s where many highly successful people are in search of someone for a quality relationship in their life, the same as you:)
She could brush her teeth with my cock, and then floss with Pepper’s.
Now this is a good girl
http://isshefilthy.blogspot.com/2010/03/girl-1137.html
Boop-boop-e-doop
DB, is that your fucking horse?
Brandon is Jessica
Deebs you’ll just go after any chick who takes it in the shitter won’t you?
In today’s performance, Watt will be playing the role of “Mr. Obvious.”
Well, hey now, I aint saying she’s much to look at, but at least the dame takes it in the chili ring, is all I’m sayin.