On Monday, people started to freak out because Howard Stern didn’t realize everyone was supposed to ignore that Gabourey Sidibe is morbidly obese and has to wash herself with a rag on a stick. After a clip of him ended up on youtube, all the other fattys and outcasts banded together to stand up for her. Here is an artists conception of what that might have looked like.
Now Jessica Simpson has gotten involved, because she let herself go to hell too and instead of getting back in to shape she wants everyone to pretend like this is okay. E says…
“I’m actually surprised somebody had the cojones to say that,” Simpson tells me from a New York City hotel. “I just think that’s really disrespectful.”
“It’s unfortunate because she walked the red carpet at the Oscars and she owned it,” Simpson said of the Precious star. “She was beautiful. There was no denying that she did not think she was the most beautiful person on that red carpet. She was just owning that moment for herself. She had such confidence and I absolutely 100 percent think she could get anything in the world that she wants.”
I agree. Just as long as everything she wants is on the first floor and within range of her Rascal. Or if she really wants diabetes and heart failure. Hopefully she doesn’t want a 30th birthday or a conversation with someone new that isn’t completely awkward, because those things aren’t gonna happen.
uh oh there was a monster in my bed….
IM GOING TO SKULLFUCK YOU STUPID SPAMBIT BITCH JESSICA!
Is that my Nana’s couch?
What happened to the plastic slip covers?
She is gonna be pissed
Hey cali just you and me. You show me yours and ill put mine in it.
my grandparents used to have similar wall paper….
Are those audition pics for Mad Men??
I think I like our Jessica slightly better than this Jessica.
god dammit rokan you ruined the mood.
*turns off gaga*
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with velour texture on the black.
Jessica, you’re late. What happened?
…that’s my girl.
Who did she eat?
J L H?
I like Jessica. She gives me a purpose in my lonely life.
Maybe she found a partner without a Lifestyle, Rem. Break out the coat hanger.
I’ll bet Jessica is Zombie.
for once i think Howard Stern is spot on about this chick!
Fat camp calling on line 1.
i’m actually interested to see her new show about global beauty. i think it’s healthy she doesn’t feel the need to be a size 0 when she doesn’t have that type of body structure.
plus her tits are huge now…
Can we all agree that if Jessica will show us her tits we will all go whore ourselves out on her stupid web-site?
Who’s in?