Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp are having an affair!

Angelina Jolie, Johnny Depp

No not really. But because Angelina Jolie took Billy Bob Thornton from Laura Dern when they worked on ‘Pushing Tin' and Brad Pitt from Jennifer Ani-chin when they made ‘Mr. And Mrs Smith', and now she's making 'the Tourist' with Johnny Depp, you can expect some version of this story for the next three months. And that it will hurt Liev Schreibers feelings. "Hey I'm married, why didn't anyone think she was gonna sleep with me?"

Johnny Depp's longtime gal pal has no intention of joining the trail of brokenhearted Hollywood ladies left crying to Oprah Winfrey after Angelina Jolie stole their men. So when Vanessa Paradis found out (Depp) and Jolie were to shoot a passionate love scene in their new movie "The Tourist," she ordered Depp to find another gig. "He's currently trying to [get out of the movie], but I don't know if he's succeeded. But he's trying and they're talking about replacing him with Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio."

Jolie is too PR smart for this, and by all accounts Depp is a very good guy so this whole thing is dumb. And he definitely won't make the first move. In real life he anguishes over every word. "Um, yes, uh hey Angelina. I was wondering, uh, if you would care to, um, join me in, you know, uh, sexual … inter-intercourse."

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