kate winslet is single

By brendon March 15, 2010 @ 3:31 PM

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Over the weekend it was reported that Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy broke up after dating for just about a year, which wasn’t really a surprise because Jennifer Love Hewitt is an insufferable pain in the ass.

But Kate Winslet has been married to Sam Mendes for 7 years, and everyone loves her, so news of their divorce kind of comes out of nowhere. People says…

“Kate and Sam are saddened to announce that they separated earlier this year,” their lawyers say in a statement. “The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement.” 

Looking at Kate Winslet and looking at Sam Mendes, it seems hard to believe they both agreed on this. I get the feeling Kates idea was to get a divorce, and Sams idea was to stand outside the house and whimper while watching her silhouette bounce up and down in the bedroom window.

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(161) Comments

  1. pepper 03/15/2010 15:32

    fuck you Jessica

  2. Jessica 03/15/2010 15:35

    Someone told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.

  3. Chicago_animal 03/15/2010 15:38

    Brandon = Jessica

  4. SCUM 03/15/2010 15:38

    I would let her stick a finger in my arse while she was giving me head because I am generous like that.

  5. Watt 03/15/2010 15:39

    HULK SMASH!

  6. SCUM 03/15/2010 15:39

    Kate is single and my balls are double.

  7. oy 03/15/2010 15:40

    still looks too chuncky to be remotely doable….

  8. DB's Treasure 03/15/2010 15:47

    oy, you’re fuckin crazy

  9. Chicago_animal 03/15/2010 15:48

    To fat?! Then find a fold and fuck!

  10. Thundercunt 03/15/2010 15:49

    I don’t think the “Fuck You, Jessica” approach is working, fellas.
    Just ignore it… kind of like you should just ignore the douchebags and their “FIRST” posts.
    Or ignore it like you do any new commenter on this site who is trying to fit in and be witty… whatever works.

  11. DarkCherry 03/15/2010 15:51

    it’s all Leo’s fault!

  12. Woodsman 03/15/2010 15:53

    Afternoon all.

    Her boobs look like hush-puppy ears. Still …

  13. oy 03/15/2010 15:55

    DBs – she’s not doing it for me bud….. the stupid titanic movie comes to mind everytime i see her and i feel completely repulsed for some reason… that and she’s about 4′-3″

  14. oy 03/15/2010 15:58

    plus she’s getting close to 40…… plenty of other talent out there
    JLH on the other hand is another story….for now….in another 7 years she’ll be just as sad as jen aniston….

  15. pepper 03/15/2010 15:58

    She only looks good with Photoshop……….

  16. DB's Treasure 03/15/2010 16:00

    oy, I can respect your opinion. We all know how I feel about a girl with a little extra sumfin sumfin. I thought she looked great in Titanic. I dig me a girl with curves, and that British accent was damn hot. I woulda fucked her so hard it would have put another hole in the boat.

  17. The Dow 03/15/2010 16:01

    i bet she does anal….

  18. SCUM 03/15/2010 16:03

    She is 5’6″.

  19. DB's Treasure 03/15/2010 16:03

    Nice hips, thick juicy thighs, a great fat ass and tiny waist? Yes please.
    http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070604/kate_winslet.jpg

  20. pepper 03/15/2010 16:04

    Dow, I’ve yet to meet a girl that does NOT do anal…………

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