kelly brook won the academy awards

By brendon March 08, 2010 @ 5:19 PM


On her way to the Academy Awards last night, Kelly Brook and her DDD breasts stopped by the Pacific Desighn Center in West Hollywood, where Elton John would host his after party in just a few hours, and either a ray of golden sunlight wrapped itself around her because it was so late in the afternoon, or because she and I are supposed to fall in love.

(source = pacific coast news and wenn)

(252) Comments

  1. avatar
    Jessica 03/08/2010 17:20

    If you are looking for a partner based on lifestyle and physical chemistry as well as personal beliefs and common interests, you may try ** ––** Good Luck:)

  2. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/08/2010 17:24

    Hey Br3ndon, when you are done letting Jessica fuck you in the ass with a 10″strap on can you tell me why you get so excited about a woman in a dress showing a little bit of shoulder and upper chest skin? Granted the cleavage is nice, but is it post worthy?

  3. avatar
    oy 03/08/2010 17:31

    anoying as hell!

  4. avatar
    ohmwrecker 03/08/2010 17:32

    McGirk, you don’t seem to be very clear about the way things work around here. Unfortunately, women do not attend Oscar after parties nude.

    Kelly Brook is easily the best looking woman so far.

  5. avatar
    Rokan 03/08/2010 17:33

    “I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts.

    There they are all standing in a row.

    Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head …”

  6. avatar
    Watt 03/08/2010 17:35

    Reposting for tittylicious glory

  7. avatar
    ohmwrecker 03/08/2010 17:37

    I don’t understand this bullshit revisionist history version of WWTDD where every post featured half-naked celebrities. It just never happened. This site has always been pretty lame. Why is everyone so disappointed all the time?

  8. avatar
    Rokan 03/08/2010 17:41

    I love it here.

    Best thing that ever happened to me, Ohm.

    Just smell that fresh air . . . . AHHHHHHHHH!!!

  9. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/08/2010 17:42

    Ohm, you don’t seem to be very clear about the way i do not give a fuck about oscar after parties.

    and as far as the way things work around here:

    Rokan is a wookie, Z gives everyone shit at some point, DC is obsessed with Gaga, DB, well he poops and likes women with some meat on them, The sock puppets are many, and Management clearly does not give a fuck about the content here. You gripe about my comments, I obsessively complain about the content of the posts, and from time to time, others interject with funny, off topic material. Toss in some funny avi’s, some links to nudity when we are supplied none in the posts, hockey/football/baseball/video game chatter and you pretty much have this place……did i miss anything?

  10. avatar
    Rokan 03/08/2010 17:46

    Boop boop be doop.

    Is that traitorous pecker, Woodsman still around with his diseased Indian for an AVI?

  11. avatar
    ohmwrecker 03/08/2010 17:47

    I just don’t see the point in complaining about things that can’t be changed. This is a celebrity news site. All the celebrities were at the Oscars and/or parties last night. What do you expect the posts to be about?

  12. avatar
    Rokan 03/08/2010 17:52


    Is it true that Texas is going to secede from the union?

  13. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/08/2010 17:52

    Ohm, i expect him to be mean and make fun of celebs and their overrated, self adoring actions much like the mantra of the site suggests. An Oscar awards show is a perfect setting to rip on people who think they are special because they get paid to lie to a camera.

    “why? because fuck them that’s why.”

    there has been less and less of that, and more and more of,
    “why did i post this? because they paid me to, that’s why.”

  14. avatar
    Zombie 03/08/2010 17:54

    Ohm is preaching truth today.

  15. avatar
    ohmwrecker 03/08/2010 17:54

    Well, we did it once, we can do it again. I am planning an armed militia takeover at the Alamo if it happens.

  16. avatar
    Rokan 03/08/2010 17:57

    There’s no basement at the Alamo.

    The stars at night
    are big and bright

    Deep in the heart of Texas!!!

  17. avatar
    Rokan 03/08/2010 17:59


    You should ask for your money back. I did.

    Paid for this sweet ride and an 8-ball for my girl.

  18. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/08/2010 18:00

    “An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says ” We’re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive”.

    The four open the door and look out below.

    The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers “God Save The Queen” and jumps.

    The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers “Viva La France” and he also jumps.

    This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers “Remember the Alamo” and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.”

    wait, there are refunds?

  19. avatar
    Zombie 03/08/2010 18:02

    This site has always been pretty lame… even long before NPD took over.


    Also, there never was an NPD.

  20. avatar
    Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/08/2010 18:07

    Z, i thought you banned the use of “NPD” as stated in section 4 article 3.1753 of the Durden rules and regulations manual? ….

    for last nights alleged carnal activities.

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