kim kardashian is single

Yesterday it was mentioned on here that Kim Kardashian might have broken up with Reggie Bush. And elsewhere it was reported that Reggie will not be a free agent this year and will remain with the Saints at least through 2011. That’s not really relevant to anything but I’m from Louisiana so hell yes. Awesome. Thank God. He’s overpaid but he’s also crazy dangerous with the ball in his hands. Umm … okay what were we talking about?

Sources confirm to E! News that the reality star and her pro footballer boyfriend have split yet again.
Kim’s fame and crazy busy schedule have been an ongoing source of conflict for the couple, who reunited last August after a quick breakup.
Reggie always had trouble with the spotlight, our source tells us.
The couple—who first began dating in 2007—mutually decided to part ways a few days ago and have agreed not to discuss the split in public.

Well I don’t know what that had to do with the Saints running back situation for next year but whatever. It’s still interesting. I’ve been throwing myself at Kim lately and now all of a sudden she breaks up with Reggie. Coincidence? Well, yes, probably, but I still like my chances of having sex with her. Because I have a gun.