Bad news if you’re a old guy who has enough money to rent a trophy girlfriend but not enough to get one of the good ones, because Kim Zolciak of ‘Real Housewives of Atlanta’ has decided she’s gay now or something.
Kim Zolciak has a new girlfriend, Us magazine can exclusively reveal.
Zolciak, 31, stepped out with her love of three months, DJ Tracy Young, at the Blacks’ Annual Gala in Miami Beach on Saturday. A source tells Us, “Tracy broke up with her longtime girlfriend to be with Kim. Since they’ve been together, Tracy lost a lot of weight and got really skinny for Kim. They seem to be beyond happy with each other.”
According to Us and Getty, the “really skinny” DJ is that middle aged lady in the mom jeans on the couch with Zolciak, but that seems hard to believe. What music does she play, “Wheels On The Bus”? Why do lesbians spend so much time and effort to look as terrible as possible? Gay guys look fantastic, all the time. It’s actually a good thing that they’re gay because otherwise it would set an unrealistic standard that I can’t possibly live up to.
Wait, what?
As I said a few days ago - lesbians wear plaid shirts, drive Subarus and go out w/no makeup.
Your lesbian joke for the day:
Q: What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
A: Single.
Not really much of a loss to the hetero community. They can have her.
Tape of an elderly man calling 911 after blasting his whore girlfriend at point blank range-
http://www.wakegov.com/wcso/audio/azzx.mp3
Extensions, botox and huge fake titis….
yeah, no real lezbo is gonna hit that….
90% of lesbians and bisexuals are just attention whores.
Is this an appropriate spot for my standard “I wouldn’t fuck her with SuperB’s dick” comment?
I can’t bring myself to believe that she’s really 31, aren’t they missing a decade or two?
If they can’t ride on SuperB’s mustache, then they can’t ride on mine.
Lesbians are the least fun of the gay community. They don’t like having fun at all. And if you go out with them with makeup on they get pissed off that you are giving in to the “media” stereotype of what a woman should look like. Fucking dykes.
Amen Finks….I wouldn’t fuck this chick with my dick and you pushing
I disagree Steff, I have quite a few lezbo friends, and they are a blast, and not the standard bulldyke bitches….
SupBs Dick is a strapon. I’d be okay using her dick.
Lucky you, Sup, maybe mine are just low esteemed because they are fat as hell. I’;m invited to their wedding and I will not be permitted to bring a guy. Because “breeder” is a bad word to them.
SuperB, please don’t get Steffabulous started. I don’t want to have to scroll through her 12 comments per page just to read others. And I used to think McGirk was bad.
It’s diarrhea of the mouth + a slow work day.
Are all lesbians DJ’s
or are all DJ Lesbians?
I get so confused….
Yeah, I know lezbos like that, but I wouldnt keep them as friends….only the awesome people for me please….
^DJ’s
Fuck me
Someone, it makes sense…All that forearm strength from sex makes spinning easier…