For two years I’ve been begging people to stop pretending like Lindsay Lohan was still a big deal and to stop letting her into parties and bars. She’s a complete fuckup and a burden in every way. Someone had to put their foot down, and that foot was me (*). So congratulations to Victorias Secret, who is also now a foot.
The place to be in Hollywood Thursday night was the Victoria’s Secret party at hot new nightclub Trousdale…that is if you were anybody other than Lindsay Lohan.
While celebs like Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton had a blast catching up and Russell Brand flirted with VS super-models Miranda Kerr and Alessandra Ambrosio, Lindsay was blocked at the door
“As soon as she strolled up to the door, the rope was quickly pulled in front of her. She tried to pass the big bodyguard but he blocked her way.” No matter what Lindsay did, she couldn’t get in!
Lindsay didn’t care and still tried to barge her way through, our eyewitness says. “But the security guys weren’t having it and escorted her to the exit.”
This is really a new low. Nicole Richie got in? Nicole didn’t even do anything when she was doing something, and that was 4 years ago. Now she extra does nothing, and that’s still more respected than what Lindsay does. Nicole is at zero, and yet that’s several spots higher than Lindsay. It’s like not having enough money to buy something that’s free.
(*) that’s from Animal House, if you didn’t know.
christ bro, you have turned this place into a broken record. Lohan, kardashian, Jessie james, repeat……
way to recycle pics AGAIN……fucking hack.
You tell him Chicago…I mean DDM….
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sup pepper. No i am still DDM, no time for puppets. Was working all day and stopped by to see what i missed. place is going down hill fast.
I think we should boycott Hohan posts.
Nobody cares.
It’s like not having enough money to buy something that’s free.
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.shit, sounds like me right now……….
i agree. I would like to see zero comments on any lohan or kardashian posts, but i don’t think everyone would be on board.
C’mon DDM, this post is exactly what Durden is about. And this is great news. Now LiLo practically HAS to smoke meth with the brothers down in Watts.
DDM, Chicago was here posting on your behalf……….
…………………It looks like it’s a big hill!!!!
sup woods. every post about her keeps her relevant one more day. Let her fade away to obscurity, and then she will eventually kill herself. That’s all i ask. Is that too much?
nice photoshop btw pepper.
Thank you DDM……it smells even better……
did Z attack Chicago with fierce typing and attempt to assert himself as the durden alpha male?
I don’t believe so…Zombie has not really been here……
I’m stuck here for another hour…printing Letterheads and envelopes……
It’s too much. I hope that the public nature of her fail will accelerate her slide into oblivion - mere obscurity for her would be like drinking decaff after a twenty-hour road trip … but having just checked out your avi, I see that you are wise and just in all things so I drop my argument.
I just want her to kill herself. that would make my day
One hour left to kill before the tweekend begins.
She’s on track to be the next Brittany Murphy