lindsay lohan + ed hardy = hahaha, you suck

By brendon March 23, 2010 @ 1:47 PM

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Two of the biggest names of 2005 and biggest jokes of 2010 are joining forces to design a line of upscale handbags, which will hopefully be in stores just in time for people dressing up as a douchebag for Halloween. For the record, that first sentence included the only possible context for the word “line” in connection with these bags. Marc Malkin writes…

“Lindsay and the design team at Ed Hardy have mutual friends, and they knew she was interested in looking for a handbag license and partner,” our source says. “They thought she’d be a good fit and so did she.”
So far, it sounds like the collaboration is running smoothly. “As of last week, there are three collections in development and numerous more are expected,” our source says. “Lindsay is very directly involved with the project, and she’s always pulling things online and from magazines for ideas.”

I was joking last June when I said her designs would “consist of bringing in a magazine and pointing”, but apparently that’s what she really does. She stole the designs for her leggings too. I’m not really sure any of this counts as designing. It sounds more like a counter-fitting ring.

wwtdd

(106) Comments

  1. avatar
    Chubb_Norris 03/23/2010 13:50

    FIST!

  2. avatar
    SCUM 03/23/2010 13:51

    Team Tool.

  3. avatar
    Chubb_Norris 03/23/2010 13:52

    Christ, my 50 yr old mother in law is hotter than this skin bag!

  4. avatar
    SCUM 03/23/2010 13:52

    Isn’t ” handbag” her pet name for her beef curtains.

  5. avatar
    SCUM 03/23/2010 13:53

    Why don’t they invite Jesse James and that Nazi skank to join them for a foursome.

  6. avatar
    SCUM 03/23/2010 13:54

    I like boobies.

  7. avatar
    SALAJ 03/23/2010 13:55

    Someone told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.

  8. avatar
    Angel2376 03/23/2010 13:55

    So she is in colaboration with Ed Hardy? Her carreer is pretty much at the point of no return right?

  9. avatar
    Chicago_animal 03/23/2010 13:55

    Waited this long for a LL post? Is there any better sites out there?

  10. avatar
    Observer 03/23/2010 13:56

    Chubb Norris……

    ….send me her number….I like younger women….

  11. avatar
    oy 03/23/2010 13:58

    i refuse to post on this post!

  12. avatar
    Zombie 03/23/2010 14:00

    With Lohan on the team, the designer line will be Dead Hardy in no time.

  13. avatar
    DarkCherry 03/23/2010 14:01

    this seems low even for her…

  14. avatar
    Observer 03/23/2010 14:03

    I’ve always believed that Fashion “Design” is the only worthwhile calling in life…..

  15. avatar
    Zombie 03/23/2010 14:04

    this seems low even for her…

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    Translation: “I can’t wait to get one of those handbags. It’ll go great with my Gaga shades.”

  16. avatar
    Sloppy Joe 03/23/2010 14:05

    I like the knock off Ed Hardy stuff i buy at Wal-Mart way better than i do the real Ed Hardy stuff. Just like i like that chick who blows me for meth that kind of resembles LiLo better than i do the real LiLo. At least i think it’s not the real LiLo. Her mom did give me a handjob under the table at KFC once. Chicken grease is good lube.

  17. avatar
    Slaappy 03/23/2010 14:05

    I hope these handbags come in Freckled colors

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    Thundercunt 03/23/2010 14:13

    I heard she’s accepted a deal to be paid exclusively in Ed Hardy vodka :

    http://images.google.ca/images?hl=en&source=hp&q=ed+hardy+vodka&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g2&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

  19. avatar
    BALLSY 03/23/2010 14:15

    now she can steal her own handbags

  20. avatar
    oy 03/23/2010 14:15

    by the way does anyone else read wired.com?! the blunt Apple friendly reviews of all appler products lately just makes me want to vomit!

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