lindsay lohan vs. george lopez

Lindsay Lohans twitter page today is a perfect summary of Lindsay Lohan. Indecipherable rambling, lies, and denial (*). Apparently George Lopez made a joke on his talk show about the white powder exploding out of her shoes Saturday night, and since there no reason to think Lindsay would ever be around cocaine, she was naturally offended.

@georgelopez thanks for the childish comment regarding baby powder in my shoes to loosen up the leather* don’t you have kids?
@georgelopez U wouldn’t wanna hear that about them, or would you? Act like a grown man, have some respect and dignity for yourself.

Lopez has responded by inviting her on his show, probably because he didn’t know how else to respond to her nonsensical comments. It’s like arguing with a homeless person who thinks you’re some kind of demon. Her next post will probably start, “I saw a leprechaun made of fire today…”

(*) Her wallpaper is a picture of her smoking, and her avatar is a picture of her and DJ AM. I guess because Lindsay wants us to know they were friends. They’re not anymore though because he felt so alone in this world he killed himself. Atta girl, Lindsay.

One of her most recent tweets says, “MY documentary for the BBC network is coming out soon……It’s about child trafficking in India…I’d like to encourage everyone to watch it!!”, (emphasis mine) a sure sign that she will continue to lie about her role in that. It’s ironic that she was useless to them because no one knows more about parents selling their kids for money than Lindsay.

Her next tweet says, “it’s a massive world issue, & it goes on everyday. i just want people to recognize the more important things in the world-rather than gossip.”

Her very next post, less than an hour later, says, “the new VERSACE open toe-cut out boots are SINFULLY AMAZING!!!! to die 4!!!”

Ta-da. There you go. Lindsay Lohan, everyone.