More terrifying news today for Sandra Bullock and her vagina, because it turns out the girl Jesse James had unprotected sex with is a white supremacist drug addict. I told my racist mechanic about this and he said, "Drugs? Well, no one's perfect I guess." And then he laughed but I didn't get it. Probably because I'm such a sweet boy, and pure of heart. But I digress. Radar says...
The woman who allegedly had an affair with Sandra Bullock's husband Jesse James supports ‘white power,' gives the Nazi salute and does pornographic shoots in her home in the San Diego area In this photo, you can see her tattoo that has the initials "w" and "p", meaning white power, on the back of her legs. In court papers connected to her divorce from and custody battle with Ronald Shane Modica, Michelle is portrayed as being bi-polar and using drugs. In a declaration filed January 27 of this year, Modica says of his ex-wife: "It seems as the years go by Avery's mother slips more and more into stripping, pills, alcohol and performances she does online, pornography that she has brought into her home. There have been pornographic shoots there and live WEB cam pornographic broadcasts from her house." Modica also charges about his ex wife: "There are coffins in the living room and child block magnets on the refrigerator that spell out White Power…her other son Elijah is Jewish and she thinks it's funny that she makes the Nazi salute." According to Modica, Michelle is bipolar and "has also been dating gang members, one of whom showed up at my doorstep in I suppose a way to intimidate me."
On the bright side, the sex was probably worth it for Jesse because there's no way this chick is anything but a filthy whore. No matter what the question was, the answer was always "yes". On the bright side for Sandra Bullock, um ... let me come back to this one.
(If Michelle is reading this by some miracle you need to contact Jim Norton immediately because he loves you. He's way more famous than Jesse James. And he's a fancy gentlemen. He would never treat you like this scoundrel.)