You might want to put some pillows behind you in case you faint, but Lindsay Lohan is a self-centered brat and Dina Lohan is an enabler who lies every time she talks. Like yesterday, for example, when she explained Lindsays 100 million dollar lawsuit. The New York Post says…
(After Lindsay saw the ad), “She said, ‘Mommy, help me. This is wrong. How can they do this?’ ” Dina Lohan said of a tearful phone call with her 23-year-old daughter.
“They’re little babies doing this, mocking another child who’s just trying to survive Hollywood, basically,” Dina Lohan said.
I don’t know why Dina thinks she needs a lawyer. All she has to do is tell the jury that. Don’t change a word. There are little babies mocking another child. Who in this case is 23. And has been to jail 4 times.
Lohan filed a lawsuit (for) $100 million in damages for her pain and suffering.
“I’m just basically glad I took a stand. I’m not going to let them do this to us anymore,” Dina Lohan said of the “horrible” and “mean” ad.
It doesn’t really seem like Dina has thought this all the way through.
1. A baby on TV is named Lindsay. The baby steals another girls boyfriend and is a milk-aholic.
2. Lindsay Lohan, though not a baby, thinks the ad is about her because she’s a slut and an alcoholic.
3. E Trade has sullied her good name.
Ahhhh, okay, noow I get it. (note - I don’t get it)
FUCK YOU JESSICA!!!! DIE BITCH!
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It means she swallows
Right in her popper!
Lol I mean Pooper!
Oh the humanity!
White Oprah to the rescue….
Is this dumb bitch dead yet?
I know what it feels like cause every time I see a commercial for coffee, I picture half naked female barista’s pouring my morning coffee. Then I yell “don’t burn those boobies” and drive off. I’m betting they love me there!
Sadly no. The cocaine and cigarettes have made her immune to most diseases
Chicago_animal
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In his Wisdom, Brend8n granted Mr. Rokan the Greater Chicago area, and the entire state of Michigan for his valuable services.
Please accept this massage as an order to cease and desist your unlawful activities in the Windy City.
Signed,
Rokan’s Mothers Lawyer.
*message, not massage*
Fucking Fucking Fuck!!!!!!!
Lick my taint LiLo
Maaaannn, Fuck Lilo. yeah I said it
it sounded funnier in the Ced the Entertainer voice in my head….
I think every other woman in the U.S. should sue Lindsay Lohan for being a self centered, entitled cunt! I heard LILO is suing McDonalds for making a commercial about fat chicks cuz it was about her! Yeah the Medellin cartel had to post a PSA about cocaine addiction and when to get help; LiLo is suing them too.
Just stick to gettin nekkid B
Of course Lindsay’s mom will support her…..just as long as she get 10% of the cut.
Lilo should hook up with the Jessica Bot. They’re both annoying.
Rokan - who presides over the Northern California Bay Area?
Where the F is everyone today?
Super..I’m in back of you sniffing your ass………………sniff sniff……..instant wood!!!