03.10.2010 morning headlines

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COREY HAIM - collapsed in his moms apartment just before 1am. No illegal drugs were found, but 4 prescription drugs were. His mom told LAPD, “he had been battling prescription drug addiction for years.” How exactly was he “battling”? It’s like saying a nail is a battle with the hammer. (tmz)

THE TRON TRAILER - has people wondering who the two hot girls are. And I don’t know if there’s been some kind of misunderstanding but I didn’t cast the movie. Anyway, the girl on the couch is Olivia Wilde, the girl with the white hair is Beau Garrett. The guy with white hair is Michael Sheen, and the guy rising up out of the floor is Jeff Bridges, who plays his character both young and old (picture). So there you go. That’s what this website is all about. Helping others. (tron legacy)

MICHAEL J FOX - and his wife Tracy Pollan are in St. Barts today. People think she’s great because she stuck with him after he got Parkinsons, but he vibrates now. The sex must be awesome. I can’t compete with that unless I bit down on a wire while I was in her. (fame)


(74) Comments

  1. pepper 03/10/2010 13:50

    ROTFLMAO…good one Brend*n with M J Fox…..

  2. Jessica 03/10/2010 13:50

    Someone told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.

  3. pepper 03/10/2010 13:50

    FUCK YOU JESSICA!!!!

  4. Tom Foolery 03/10/2010 13:52

    Wow Jessica really is on point, MJ Fox article almost made me cry, messed up but probably the funniest thing written here in awhile.

  5. Rokan 03/10/2010 13:55

    You should give her alot of credit for being so hot and staying with him.

    I hope that someday, for just one moment, someone would love me that much . . . . :: sniff ::
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    Or, I would like a really nasty Filipino college girl who likes to swallow.

    It s a coin flip for me.

  6. Thundercunt 03/10/2010 13:56

    Olivia Wilde…… sooooooo hot….. want to touch the heinee.

  7. DarkCherry 03/10/2010 13:58

    thanks Pep

    Tron looks like that Bjork vid with the robots…

  8. DarkCherry 03/10/2010 14:07

    thundercunt - i cant’ help but wonder if the chick in your avi gets in that position and lets her man hit it from behind while licking his balls…..

    if not. he should b/c that’s a skill.

  9. Watt 03/10/2010 14:07

    Olivia Wilde makes my irish blood boil. And that Beau Garrett isn’t to shabby either. She can join me and Olivia.

  10. Thundercunt 03/10/2010 14:09

    I know right? That would be unreal.
    The balls rubbing back and forth all over her face would act as an exfoliator as well, so she wins in more ways than one.

  11. SomeoneluvsU 03/10/2010 14:13

    Wiki says Pollan’s gonna be 50 this year and has 4 kids,
    Not too shabby.
    Maybe Brenda’s right, that Parkinsons sex must be magical

  12. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/10/2010 14:15

    this tron remake bullshit is gonna get more hype then Avatar.

  13. pepper 03/10/2010 14:20

    who do you think would make a bigger splash ……Michal J Fox or a fish out of water?

  14. Barbarella 03/10/2010 14:21

    Awww I miss MJ Fox. I just watched Teen Wolf the other day.

  15. ranD 03/10/2010 14:25

    hes like a walking talking tickle me elmo.

  16. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/10/2010 14:28

    his kids call him “Shaky Dad”. I dunno if i should feel bad, or laugh about that.

  17. ranD 03/10/2010 14:30

    he’s gotta be the best pop lock dancer EVER

  18. SomeoneluvsU 03/10/2010 14:31

    Wow, Lacey Underall was in the original Tron.

  19. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 03/10/2010 14:33

    Lebowski was in the original tron, that’s all that matters.

  20. Bella 03/10/2010 14:36

    I can think of worse things kids call their Dads….

    Something about Alex P. Keaton told me he was a kinky bastard beneath his sweater vest….

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