‘Pirates of the Caribbean 4′ won’t have Gore Verbinski, who directed the first 3, and it won’t have Keira Knightley or Orlando Bloom, and all that can be overcome. But now they’ve gone too far. Popeater says…
Disney is bucking the trend of hiring augmented actresses, requesting that only women with natural breasts apply for a role in the latest installment of their ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ franchise.
“What a bunch of fags”, I thought to myself until I read the next sentence.
“Disney has specifically requested that no actresses with breast implants apply” for a role, and that the company will even ask actresses to jog in front of casting directors to prove that their breasts are real.
Holy Jesus Christ. I don’t mean to brag but I know a scheme to stare at girls tits when I see one. And, “we have to be sure so take your top off and jump rope for a few minutes” is one of them. It’s not like you can really tell when a girl is dressed, so either the casting director is a horny 13-year-old, or this movie is gonna be amazing. ‘Pirates of the Carribean: The Titties of Jumping Jack Island”.
(gif = jesse jane in “pirates 2: stagnettis revenge’)
My friend told me a nice place SeekingAffluent.com. He said it’s a place where successful men and women reside in the hopes of finding love.
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Pirates of the Caribbean: Baywatch
Damn you SALAJ
…he’s SUCH a tosser
Wow, eighties bush
I smell bacon.
Wow, Rem what was it like with every chick rocking the bush back in the day? I have never experienced anything like that before, thank god.
It was great Tom.
I cant get used to the whole shaved phenomenon, if you want sex with someone who looks pre-pubescent, go to Thailand on holiday
Or go on a long bike ride with Pepper.
As I decended from 25 to 30 I find it funny the shift in attitudes on shaved poon
as I get older more and more guys are like “leave some bush”
ugh
Goddamit I finally broke down and went to seeking affluent. I met a nice “girl” they had a penis…What a nightmare.
i don’t remember this scene from Pirates….
(the porn… not the Disney flick)
damn was it something i said?
Porn?
No, maybe Disney
Slider……*sniff sniff* you stink!
Top Gun, now there’s some 80’s soft porn
What Pamela will look like in 10 years…………..he he he
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Rem,
I used to like how the 70’s and 80’s movies would always slip in some nudity just to get an R rating, even when there was no reason for it.
Now, they will do anything to avoid it.
And B, I like a nice bush. Something a guy can run his fingers through.
Yeah, cant imagine a remake of Body Heat nowadays