sandra bullock must be thrilled

People are always claiming to be the hottest busty tattoo and fetish model you will ever meet on a webcam, but the girl Jesse James cheated on Sandra Bullock with really is. At least according to the bio on her soft core porn site.

Hi Boys, I’m Michelle Bombshell, the busty tattoo goddess of your dreams. I’m 90% covered in the most artistic tats ever, head to toe. Except for my DD boobs! I am the hottest busty tattoo and fetish model you will ever meet on a webcam. Come have a hot and steamy affair with inked girls like me on live video.

With all those tats, I think she’s a big partier. But is she? Let’s find out together.

With all these tats, you might think I was a big partier. Sure, I get really wild in the sack with my men, but I’m actually a graduate student in college looking for the right sugardady to teach me and be my sexy mentor. If you like big boobs and tattoos, mine will be the perfect fit.
I finished two years of medical school – they didn’t like my forehead tat so much! Now, I especially love to have affairs with doctors. Their medical talk makes me hot! Want a LIVE anatomy show and tell? If you like fit chicks with big boobs and tattoos, you will find no hotter live American cam girl in the world!

Woah woah woah. By the way she was going on before I thought I wouldn’t ever find a hotter tattooed busty webcam goddess. Now it turns out I might if I go oversees somewhere. If I have a hot and steamy webcam affair, the girl better be the bustiest and most inked. Otherwise I would feel silly.