so why did lindsay fall down

When Lindsay Lohan fell down Tuesday (pictures) during a night of partying that lasted until 5:30am, it wasn’t really clear why she fell. Was she drunk again, or was it a simple accident that could happen to anyone? Well the Post thinks they know the answer, but I don’t wanna say too much right now, lest it ruin the big surprise.

Spies tell us that Lohan was already a mess earlier in the night at the Chateau Marmont. One witness said, “Lindsay was with a group of friends and freaked out when she thought she’d lost her handbag, going round looking under people’s tables. But eventually she realized she’d left it on a chair on the other side of the room. Then she locked herself in a toilet stall and began screaming on her phone, saying: ‘I can’t believe you are not here!’ When a girl at the sink asked her if she was OK, she told her to get lost.”

She was also slurring her speech and said she fell because the paparazzi pushed her. If that’s true they did it with their minds because they weren’t within 10 feet of her. So either Lindsay is a drunk and a liar, or the paparazzi are telekinetic Jedis who use their powers for pranks. You might as well flip a coin because there’s no way to know for sure what the truth is.