TIGER WOODS AND ELIN NORDEGREN - are on the cover of the New York Post this morning, photographed together for the first time since his car wreck in late November. And it’s the most offensively boring picture that anyone has ever pretended was news. If I was in New York I would go to the Post and just start punching people. (fox news)
LADY GAGA - collapsed on stage in New Zealand during a performance of ‘Bad Romance’. Doctors think it was because that song sucks. (pop eater)
MICHAEL JACKSON - just signed the biggest recording contract in history, a 200 million dollar deal with Sony. His first album will be 4 seconds long, and he’ll say ‘Boo’ and then rattle a chain. Keep this in mind the next time the music industry tells you they’re going bankrupt because of file sharing. (ap)
JESSICA SIMPSON - told Sirius that she’s a size 4 while promoting her VH1 show about the insane things women do to meet the unrealistic standard of beauty pushed on them by the media. More specifically, by Jessica Simpson, who made millions doing it from 2002-2008. (wonderwall)
CHERYL BURKE - of ‘Dancing With The Stars’ hung out on the beach in Miami yesterday, the hottest combination of dancing and sex appeal since my erotic Dance of the Seven Veils. (splash news)
Someone told me SeekingAffluent.com. It’s the place where you can meet millionaires, who are searching for their special someone.
Tech cunt, please do your fucking job already.
This is the best blueberry bagel evarrrrr!
Lady Gaga collapsed when she heard her obsessed coalburning fan use the phrase “wifed up your baby momma”.
Its starting to become apparent that Jessica is sanctioned by the site
Is Brand0n saying this chick is hot? Meh. She wouldnt even make the cut at my local grocery store.
I want that bikini.
Zombie, where are you headed to in that limo?
Rusty, we’re on the same page. I was gonna say that chick’s like these are a dime a dozen. Would I fuck her? Hell yes. Within an inch of her life, but that’s not the point. She aint paparazzi worthy, that’s for damn sure.
“Its starting to become apparent that Jessica is sanctioned by the site”
No Shit?!
I think she’s cute, but nothing special.
Karina Smirnoff’s body is ridiculous tho. I’d kill a few people to have her legs.
Rusty: You are letting Diego impair your judgment with too many hot girls, or Virginia is messing up mine. Zombie: Zing!
Zombie, where are you headed to in that limo?
Right back out onto the street immediately after that photo was taken.
Wheat thins are yummy
Jessica was the only one to ever download the WWTDD browser add on…
Ageed Deebs, I didnt want to sound as if I wouldn’t plunder and pillage…cuz I most certainly would. Not worth the money Brando paid for the pics I’ll bet.
I like wheat thins. With cheese.
They are my 10am snack
You’re right Tom, if I had never left Boston, I’d probably have givne her higher marks.
Watt did you just say “yummy”?!?!?
I have a banana for my 11am snack.
Ohm’s right. I just flagged some people down leaving a restaurant and begged them to let me take a pic in their limo. According to Finkle, I borrowed their clothes too. It was all worth it though.