“you were a size 4 and people were calling you fat”

Jessica Simpson will be on tomorrows Oprah Winfrey show, and she won’t really talk about John Mayer saying how good she is sexually (“I don’t want people to know how I am in bed!”) but she does address the fact that she’s real fat now.

Simpson opens up about her weight, telling Winfrey she is “absolutely” comfortable with her body.
“I love my curves, she says. “I’m not going to ever be size 0, and I don’t want to weigh 90 pounds.”
“You were a size 4 and people were calling you fat?” the talk show host, 56, says in disbelief, referring to infamous mom jeans Simpson wore to a chili cook off in January 2009.

Oprah must have thought she died and gone to pie heaven when she got the chance to say this crap. Size 4? In what? Table size? Dream on fatty. It’s a little insulting, like Oprah thinks we don’t know how numbers work. 4 is a small number. It represents a small amount. In this case, of ass. Fat Jessica couldn’t wear size 4 unless she and the jeans were both broken down to a molecular level and then reassembled as one.