jessica hart is a good model

By brendon April 20, 2010 @ 8:40 AM


Australia must have the coolest vibe in the world because it seems like all their supermodels just go to the beach and hang out. Yesterday it was Victoria’s Secret model Jessica Hart on Bondi Beach in Sydney. We don’t get that here. Marisa Miller never puts on a tiny bikini and walks up and down the beach. Which really really sucks. Is there anything better than a hot girl with big tits walking around in a bikini? Yeah, you bet there is. As long as you’re a fag.

(image source = pacific coast)

(72) Comments

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    RemSteale 04/20/2010 08:48

    Co-incidentally I watched an episode of Australia’s next top model last night.
    It was refreshing to hear the judges as one say, your’re pretty girls but you’re all really fucking dumb.

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    Big Smelly Dirt Cock 04/20/2010 08:48

    I’m not sure I could refrain from pinching my helmet right there on the beach if I saw that broad walk past me.

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    oy 04/20/2010 08:58

    yet she’s not nekid….. which is a bummer!

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    RemSteale 04/20/2010 09:07

    There is a distinct lack of nudity here of late

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    Watt 04/20/2010 09:09


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    Lord Helmet 04/20/2010 09:16

    SALAJ? Jessicunt?

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    Rokan 04/20/2010 09:29

    The bird is the word.

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    pepper 04/20/2010 09:30

    I see things are back to normal here. The site is faster and my page is nice and clean…Thank you for listening .
    Watt…I don’t see any toe…..boy, I say’ve been away too long!!!
    I say , Too long!!!!
    ..Poor boy is going to explode if he doesn’t get laid soon!

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    jack ass 04/20/2010 09:31

    I hear a bird is worth two in a barnyard.
    Hee Haww

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    Tuco The Ugly 04/20/2010 09:33

    Riding Jessica might be as nice as riding my horse.

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    Tuco The Ugly 04/20/2010 09:34

    JackAss….the saying goes…..a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush!

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    pepper 04/20/2010 09:37

    With those bottoms, Is Jessica telling us that her ass smells like Rainbows and unicorns?

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    slyder2120 04/20/2010 09:37

    Check the gap tooth on this bitch.

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    RemSteale 04/20/2010 09:49

    Rainbows and unicorns?
    So a wet day and horses, not too appealing

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    pepper 04/20/2010 09:50

    Where did everyone go?.
    Fuck it…I’m doing work then…

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    Rokan 04/20/2010 09:54

    Tuco, mi amigo,

    I must correct you. A bird in the bush, is worth two in the hand.

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    Tuco The Ugly 04/20/2010 09:55

    Si senor Rokan, but out in the field we only do it in the bush!

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    RemSteale 04/20/2010 09:55

    Shouldnt you be putting your dick in the bush?

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    pepper 04/20/2010 09:57

    Senor Rem, you are the one with the stiff upper lip?

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    pepper 04/20/2010 09:57

    Some how senor does not sound good when I say it.

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