04.30.2010 lindsay is going to jail! or not!

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Lindsay Lohan is in big trouble now blah blah blah broke the law again blah blah jail for sure!

Lindsay Lohan has violated the terms of her probation and is headed for a showdown in court next month that will almost certainly land her in jail.
Lohan — who is on probation for DUI — has not fulfilled the alcohol education requirement laid down by the judge.
Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. And the judge was explicit … if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail.
Judge Revel has made it clear to Lindsay — no more chances. If probation is violated, she’s going to jail … and probation was repeatedly violated.

Oh WTF ever. She won’t go to jail. She never goes to jail, because the judges in SoCal are all a bunch of liberal pussies who never lock up anyone. LOOK at the last time this dumb bitch showed up in court, in front of this very same judge. The case was about her drinking and getting high, and she showed up 90 minutes late, looking like this. And the judge didn’t do shit. It would be like a murder trial where the defendant is covered in blood, or a fraud case where the suspect is in court eating sheets of paper as fast as he can.


(45) Comments

  1. CodPiece 04/30/2010 11:38

    Die.

  2. tinasat 04/30/2010 11:42

    watch her hottest bikini photos

    http://iunseen.com/lindsay_lohan.html

  3. Sir Helix 04/30/2010 11:43

    Wow.. A Lohan post, I wasn’t expecting that…. its been so long.

  4. Barbarella 04/30/2010 11:49

    If I made those pics into a flip book she’d look like a meth head…

    Well… more than usual that is.

  5. Woodsman 04/30/2010 11:50

    Barb: she’d only look more like a meth head if a few teeth fell out (please, God, make it so).

  6. Boba Fett 04/30/2010 11:51

    Dirt, you called it! Lohan Post!

  7. Barbarella 04/30/2010 11:52

    Woods… she needs a few sores too… visable ones.

  8. LittleSpaceMonkey 04/30/2010 11:52

    What a space cadet. She is falling all over the place just sitting in a chair. I miss bombshells like the women of Twin Peaks.

  9. Barbarella 04/30/2010 11:56

    She needs to go back to being a redhead.

    I miss healthy Liloh…
    http://theryancokeexperience.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/lindsay-lohan.jpg

  10. Sir Helix 04/30/2010 11:58

    So…. what? Next will be Kim Kard-whatever post about how is she has big tits? Just can’t wait for that bit of news…

  11. Woodsman 04/30/2010 12:02

    Bar: … and incessant arm scratching.

    Monkey: Mmmm … Sherilyn Fenn

    http://www.celebritymoviearchive.com/tour/movie.php/5801

  12. Watt 04/30/2010 12:02

    I miss mean girls lohan

  13. Chicago_animal 04/30/2010 12:04

    I read a story on Hridi being addicted to pain pills so that could appear today.

  14. Watt 04/30/2010 12:07

    I fucking hate working with old farts. Their shit reaks and comes out sounding like someone firing chili out of a whoopie cushion into a bowl of water

  15. Woodsman 04/30/2010 12:08

    Watt: you’ll be there before you know it.

  16. RedRage 04/30/2010 12:09

    Apparently Toronto is becoming as fucking pathetic as L.A when it comes to tossing worthless cunts in prison.

    http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/crime/article/802825–suspect-justified-in-taking-swing-at-cop-with-fence-board-judge-rules?bn=1

  17. dustt10 04/30/2010 12:09

    I’m torn. I want her to be sad in jail, but in jail she is less likely to die soon. I just don’t know how to feel.

  18. Zombie 04/30/2010 12:10

    Watt your avi is pissing me off. Shake that bitch around a little bit and take another picture.

  19. Barbarella 04/30/2010 12:12

    Anyone seen the new Christina vid yet? Supposedly it’s pretty raunchy.

  20. Sir Helix 04/30/2010 12:14

    RedRage: Yeah, the cops here in TO are pathetic… we can get away with practically anything here. They are mainly for show….

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