Lindsay Lohan is in big trouble now blah blah blah broke the law again blah blah jail for sure!
Lindsay Lohan has violated the terms of her probation and is headed for a showdown in court next month that will almost certainly land her in jail. Lohan -- who is on probation for DUI -- has not fulfilled the alcohol education requirement laid down by the judge. Judge Marsha Revel made it clear to Lindsay late last year, she must attend alcohol ed courses once every 7 days. And the judge was explicit ... if Lindsay did not comply with the terms of probation, she was going to jail. Judge Revel has made it clear to Lindsay -- no more chances. If probation is violated, she's going to jail ... and probation was repeatedly violated.
Oh WTF ever. She won't go to jail. She never goes to jail, because the judges in SoCal are all a bunch of liberal pussies who never lock up anyone. LOOK at the last time this dumb bitch showed up in court, in front of this very same judge. The case was about her drinking and getting high, and she showed up 90 minutes late, looking like this. And the judge didn't do shit. It would be like a murder trial where the defendant is covered in blood, or a fraud case where the suspect is in court eating sheets of paper as fast as he can.