JESSE JAMES - is a jackass who has no one to blame for his problems but himself. Unfortunately he admits that. Which makes it hard to attack him. After the divorce news broke, he said, “Sandy is the love of my life, but considering the pain and devastation I have caused her, it would be selfish to not let her go.” Ah, yes, but … what about … aw fuck you dude. Seriously, what the hell am I supposed to say after that. (people)
HEIDI MONTAG – may be hooked on painkillers as a result of all her plastic surgery. Her friends say, “she’s a shell of her former self”. Meaning what? She’s even more boring and vapid than she used to be? That seems hard to believe. (us.com)
JOY RIDDLE - reads Tyler. And she’s a model in this maxim hometown hottie contest. Tyler has more individual readers a month than maxim magazine and twice as many page views as maxim.com, so I resent that people would use me to get to them. But then Joy did this, and my erection rocketed through my shorts and punched the bottom of my desk. After rolling around on the ground for a few minutes while grabbing my crotch and howling in pain, I forgot what I had been upset about earlier, and devoted all my efforts to seeing underneath her stupid fun-ruining left hand. (facebook)
nothing says hometown hottie like a pair of bolt ons and an eating disorder but hey, at least she’s got no gag reflex??? am i right?
So right.
BOOIIINNNGGGG!
I like how the “Hometown Hotties” contest, that started with a bunch of college chicks submitting pictures of themselves at parties, has become the “Professional Models Not Even Trying To Pretend To Be Hometown Hotties” contest, that is now uninteresting because it’s exactly like every other fucking modeling website in the world.
Alright, Bed-wetters
Whip out your cocks and the last one to spooge on the cookie has to eat it!
Everyone reads Tyler aparently
she has a body of an Asian tranny.
Sure as shit weren’t girls like that in my hometown.
i like the skinnies. her pussy is probably tighter than some of them pliers Bob Vila is hustling around Christmas.
strip the bitch’s screws out.
Most of the girls I went to school with are fat bitches
Meinem freunds,
I must speak quickly while the nurse is away. She has gone out to the market to purchase more scented kerchiefs which she will no doubt insert into my ever-moistened anus.
Her crimes have escalated to the point where I have been awakening to find my rather generous pubic hair braided and tied with brightly colored ribbons.
I believe her now to be none other than Himmler’s grand-daughter.
The feud has now stretched across generations.
I would love to RIDDLE this broad with JOY juice. Hey she’s a reader, I wonder if she’ll read this. Read my penis Joy!
No seriously I’m actually really nice under my rough-around-the-edges exterior. Call me. :)
And back when I was in high school they all wore fucking flannel to hide their fatness, and vice versa cover their hotness. Dammit I hated being in high school in the 90′s.
OGWiseman: 100% man, nailed it. Still, tits R tits and I’m not looking away.
there are supposed to be more women than men populating the earth, but I know a LOT more single guys than I do girls.
Fuck that ugly cunt. That’s clearly a post-op tranny.
mosh: Seconded. That means all these skanks have two boyfriends. Whores.
Beppo,
I’m not sure what that means, but it’s pure genius.
She is on Model Mayhem and is a cheerleader for the Knoxville Ice Bears of the Southern Professional Hockey League. I need to get drunk.
A lot of guys lie about being single.