chelsea handler has a sex tape

By brendon April 29, 2010 @ 1:49 PM

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SPOILER ALERT: I don’t want to ruin the surprise, but the above picture has been edited. The picture of Chelsea Handler. From a videotape that she made 10 years ago. In her bedroom. Here is the NSFW version. There’s a reason she has that look on her face, and it’s not because someone gave her an I Love You bear.

Although the I Love You bear can also have that effect on women.

The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in what appears to be her apartment. During the first part of the tape, Chelsea is fully clothed in her work uniform. She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act.

Just for the record, I would totally have sex with Chelsea Handler. She’s pretty, but just barely not pretty enough to be confident about it. Those girls are always the best in bed. You just have to make it seem like you’re doing them a favor, and then you can pretty much do whatever you want. Another good trick is to point a gun at them.

wwtdd

(43) Comments

  1. SCUM 04/29/2010 13:52

    BOOOOOIIIIINNNNGGGG.

  2. SCUM 04/29/2010 13:52

    I’d handle her.

  3. SCUM 04/29/2010 13:53

    With a broom handle.

  4. SCUM 04/29/2010 13:53

    I would stick my fourskin in….

  5. SCUM 04/29/2010 13:54

    ….her five hole.

  6. SCUM 04/29/2010 13:54

    I am commenting so fast I came already.

  7. SCUM 04/29/2010 13:54

    6669 the number of the breast.

  8. SCUM 04/29/2010 13:55

    The seventh son of the seventh son.

  9. SCUM 04/29/2010 13:55

    I need an 8-ball.

  10. SCUM 04/29/2010 13:56

    999 in a great band.

  11. SCUM 04/29/2010 13:56

    My penis is a perfect 10

  12. SCUM 04/29/2010 13:56

    XI

  13. Tom Foolery 04/29/2010 13:57

    And enough of Scums run

  14. SCUM 04/29/2010 13:57

    I drink at the Lucky 13 bar.

  15. SCUM 04/29/2010 13:57

    Thanks Tom.

  16. D. Znuts 04/29/2010 14:00

    Good work SCUM.

    Anyway I read about this like 3 hrs ago on Dlisted. Good job Berndum.

  17. Long_Duk_Dong 04/29/2010 14:02

    on the last post i was referring to peppers link to Jessica Simpson’s veiny chest……..I have brahma bull nuts

  18. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 04/29/2010 14:05

    ohhh. the tit veins are there from her father Joe squeezing them aggressively from a young age.

  19. SuperB 04/29/2010 14:06

    I think pretty much everyone has a sex tape. its all about how guarded you have kept them once you get famous

  20. Dirty Dirt Mcgirk 04/29/2010 14:08

    that grainy ass shadowy pic which barely contains a sillouette of a boobs is barely nsfw.

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