SPOILER ALERT: I don’t want to ruin the surprise, but the above picture has been edited. The picture of Chelsea Handler. From a videotape that she made 10 years ago. In her bedroom. Here is the NSFW version. There’s a reason she has that look on her face, and it’s not because someone gave her an I Love You bear.
Although the I Love You bear can also have that effect on women.
The tape, which was made nearly a decade ago after Chelsea moved to Los Angeles starts out with Chelsea turning on the camera in what appears to be her apartment. During the first part of the tape, Chelsea is fully clothed in her work uniform. She begins by introducing herself by name before going into a stand-up routine before suddenly cutting to Chelsea and her male partner engaging in an explicit sex act.
Just for the record, I would totally have sex with Chelsea Handler. She’s pretty, but just barely not pretty enough to be confident about it. Those girls are always the best in bed. You just have to make it seem like you’re doing them a favor, and then you can pretty much do whatever you want. Another good trick is to point a gun at them.
BOOOOOIIIIINNNNGGGG.
I’d handle her.
With a broom handle.
I would stick my fourskin in….
….her five hole.
I am commenting so fast I came already.
6669 the number of the breast.
The seventh son of the seventh son.
I need an 8-ball.
999 in a great band.
My penis is a perfect 10
XI
And enough of Scums run
I drink at the Lucky 13 bar.
Thanks Tom.
Good work SCUM.
Anyway I read about this like 3 hrs ago on Dlisted. Good job Berndum.
on the last post i was referring to peppers link to Jessica Simpson’s veiny chest……..I have brahma bull nuts
ohhh. the tit veins are there from her father Joe squeezing them aggressively from a young age.
I think pretty much everyone has a sex tape. its all about how guarded you have kept them once you get famous
that grainy ass shadowy pic which barely contains a sillouette of a boobs is barely nsfw.